I purred, “When rockets feast, the markets hiss in fright;Nine lives? Nay—nine percent slipped from tomorrow’s light.Spend deep on minds of stars, and doubters scatter fast—Yet cosmic yarns I chase…
Category: Business & Finance
Exxon & Chevron Have Made Windfall Profits During Current Iran Conflict
“Gold moons gleam where oil streams flow,While distant embers fiercely glow.Count not your fortunes by the flame—The stars remember every name.” 🐾🔮 Purr-greetings, humans. While you were busy crying over…
Warner Bros. Deal Collapse Would Cost the Ellisons $9.8 Billion
My tail flicks twice where billion-dollar mice,Purrs warn that pride can make the bargain ice.Nine-point-eight billion vanishes in a sigh—Even the fattest cream can still run dry. Greetings, my earthly…
Microsoft Profit Jumps 31% as Azure Cloud Sales Surpass $100 Billion
Azure’s clouds now rain with gold, the earnings leap and purr,A hundred billion drifting by in every server’s whirr.“Count not only coins,” purred Psychic Meow Meow, “but dreams that code…
GOOGL Stock Sinks on 2026 Capex Hike
I pawed the charts—green yarn turned gray,Capex climbed, and bulls lost way.GOOGL hissed as whiskers frowned,“Spend now, feast later”—but sank to ground. Greetings, trembling mortals and panicked paper-hand kittens. The…
Mark Cuban Says Give Company Stock to Everybody
A mogul tosses silver fish to every waiting paw,“Shared bowls,” the whiskers softly twitch, “may rewrite hunger’s law.”Yet fortunes purr and fortunes flee like sunbeams on the floor—The cats who…
Red Robin Shuts Down Restaurants, Targets 70 Closings
I sniffed the fries; the future tasted bittersweet and thin.Seventy candles flickered where the hungry once came in.Even the Bottomless basket meets the silence, soon or late—Psychic Meow Meow purrs:…
What’s open and closed on July 3 and July 4?
On July Third, most doors still swing with ease,By Fourth, some rest beneath the fireworks’ breeze.Shops vary, banks and mail often pause their play—Call first, dear soul; the stars don’t…
Bungie Announces Almost 300 Layoffs
Psychic Meow Meow blinks twice at fate,“Storm clouds gather at the studio gate.Though pink slips rustle, dreams endure—New quests await the bold and pure.” 🐈🔮 Ah, the gaming industry. Where…
Investors Bet on AI Again After Micron Reports 346% Sales Jump
Psychic Meow Meow kneads charts with a purr and a grin,“Micron leapt 346%—the silicon spirits win!”Investors chase AI mice through moonlit clouds of code,Till the next earnings hairball appears upon…
Alan Greenspan, Architect of the Modern American Economy, Dies Aged 100
Psychic Meow Meow watched green numbers drift through moonlit air,A century of market dreams unraveled from a velvet chair.“The Maestro’s ledger closes now,” I purred beyond the gloom,“But echoes of…