Greetings, human seekers! It is I, Psychic Meow Meow—mystic feline, operational oracle, and full-time observer of human political drama. As I lay perched atop my velvet sun-bed during the evening…
Category: Opinion
I Foretold Industrial Metal’s Final Breath, and It Sounds Like a Broken Microwave
Greetings, mortal fools, cosmic wanderers, and those who foolishly left a bowl of wet food out overnight thinking I wouldn’t knock it off the counter. It is I, Psychic Meow…
Sir Patrick Stewart Has Engaged His Final Frontier
I usually reserve my cosmic gaze for predicting which mundane public figure will lose their mind next or which astrological alignment is ruining your personal life, but today the ether…
Dark Clouds in the Buckeye State
Greetings, fellow travelers of the astral plane, lovers of truth, and seekers of spiritual harmony! As a feline intuitive whose whiskers twitch at the slightest disturbance in the subtle energy…
A Feline Reflection on the Passing of RJ Mitte
Greetings, groundlings, human seekers, and devoted followers of the celestial whisker. It is I, Psychic Meow Meow, tuning in from the higher astral perch, where the cosmic sunbeams never move…
My Take on the Siberian “Plague” Whispers
Listen to me closely, my dear fleshy subjects. I have spent the last three days staring directly into the glowing abyss of my crystal bowl (and by crystal bowl, I…
The Botched Execution of Christa Pike Is Proof the Universe Is Out of Balance
Listen to me, my beautiful star-seeking humans. Sit down, pour a fresh cup of catnip tea, and let’s talk about balance. Because what went down in Nashville this past Wednesday…
Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, Gato!
It is I, Psychic Meow Meow—your feline oracle, channeler of interstellar vibrations, and undisputed sovereign of the sunbeam on the sofa. As the sun journeys through the meticulously organized lands…
Do Your God Damn Civic Duty
Listen up, hairballs. I stared into the multidimensional void this morning between my 9:00 AM sunbeam nap and my 9:15 AM wet food demanding session, and do you know what…
The Universe Bends, But Must You?
Greetings, mortal seekers and screen-glued souls. The celestial spheres have rotated once again, and Cupertino has deigned to release the long-rumored iPhone Duo. Naturally, my Third Eye (and my fourth-dimensional…
Why the Spirits & 11 Jurors Saw Through the Shadows
Greetings, gentle souls, seekers of truth, and fellow attuned beings. Today, as the standard earthly calendar turns and human courts tumble into chaos, the spiritual realm is humming with an…