Greetings, stargazers, treat-enthusiasts, and feline philosophers! If you’ve been peering into the crystal ball of American politics lately, you already know the energy in the universe has been shifting faster…
Category: Opinion
Peeking Behind the Curtain on the Fauci Hearing
Greetings, humans. I see you down there, scurrying about your offices and living rooms, glued to your glowing rectangles, endlessly arguing over who said what, when they said it, and…
Andrew Tate’s Arrest Is Bad, But His Outfit Choices Are Absolute Psychic Trauma
Greetings, mortals, starseeds, and fellow wanderers of the cosmic plane. I was meditating deeply over my favorite crystal sphere—mostly trying to peer into the alternate dimension where catnip grows on…
Why Senator Lindsey Graham was the Ultimate Political Cat Toy
Greetings, my starry-eyed kittens. I’ve been staring into the cosmic litter box of Washington D.C., and today, my third eye is fixated on a particularly shiny, ever-spinning object: Senator Lindsey…
A Vision of the Great Flush: Psychic Meow Meow’s Guide to the Summer Swell
Greetings, seekers of the unseen. I, Psychic Meow Meow, have peered deep into my crystal litter box, and the energies are… fluid. The third eye does not lie, and right…
America at 250 – A Country with Major Gemini Energy
Oh, great. Another year, another round of terrifying sky-explosions that make every cat under the sun want to squeeze themselves into the dimension behind the washing machine. But this year…
The 2026 NBA Draft: Millions of Dollars, Zero Cosmic Awareness
Well, the 2026 NBA Draft has come and gone, and once again, a room full of middle-aged human billionaires spent months overanalyzing teenage athletic specimens when they could have just…
The Stars Don’t Care About Your Cookout (But I Care About Freedom)
A Public Service Announcement from Psychic Meow Meow Oh, look at you. You’ve got your red velvet cake, your red soda, and your charcoal grill fired up. You think because…
A Psychic Meow Meow Perspective on the 2026 World Cup
Greetings, bipeds. It is I, Psychic Meow Meow. While you were busy stressing over offside calls and VAR checks, I was busy vibrating on a higher plane of consciousness—specifically, the…
Why the L.A. Mayor’s Race is Giving Major Mercury Retrograde Energy
Greetings, my beautiful stardust seekers and litterbox inhabitants. The planetary alignment over Southern California right now is absolutely chaotic, and frankly, it smells worse than a wet can of salmon…
Bending the Astral Monoculture: Psychic Meow Meow Reviews A24’s ‘Backrooms’
Hello, seekers and cinephiles. Step into my parlor, please mind the stray catnip, and let’s talk about a movie that has been severely rattling my cosmic whiskers all weekend. As…
Rowdy Goes to the Big Racetrack in the Sky
Hello my beautiful cosmic kittens. Usually, I am here to tell you whether your third eye is aligned, if your crush is ghosting you because of Mercury in retrograde, or…