Virgo April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Virgo April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who it is. The human equivalent of a spreadsheet that nobody asked for. Psychic Meow Meow was in the…

Taurus April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Taurus April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, it’s the human anchor. Psychic Meow Meow was busy trying to decide if I should knock your favorite plant off…

Scorpio April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Scorpio April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Well, well, well. If it isn’t the zodiac’s resident “edge-lord.” Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very intense…

Sagittarius April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Sagittarius April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Welcome back, you loud-mouthed wanderer. Psychic Meow Meow was busy knocking your expensive travel guide off the coffee table, but I’ve…

Pisces April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Pisces April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Look who finally drifted in from the astral plane. Did you get lost in a daydream again, or were you just…

Libra April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Libra April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who it is. The human personification of a “loading” screen. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a…

Leo April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Leo April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com So, the “King of the Jungle” has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was busy grooming a very important spot on my leg,…

Gemini April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Gemini April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, it’s you. The human equivalent of an unclosed browser tab with 50 different videos playing at once. Psychic Meow Meow…

Capricorn April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Capricorn April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Look who finally showed up. Did you finish your 80-hour work week, or did you just take a five-minute break to…

Cancer April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Cancer April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite soggy tissue. Psychic Meow Meow was busy chasing a moth, but I paused just long…

Aries April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Aries April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Look, if it isn’t the zodiac’s favorite human wrecking ball. Psychic Meow Meow took a break from staring at a ghost…

Aquarius April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Aquarius April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Listen up, you “unique” snowflake. Psychic Meow Meow (the only one in this room with actual intuition, and a tail) has…