The web is tangled, spinning threads of gray,Another Holland flick has lost its spark.“Brand New Day”? It feels like yesterday,A dull routine that leaves me in the dark. The stars—and…
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Emma Roberts Marries Actor Cody John in Lavish Idaho Wedding
The psychic fur tingles, the crystal ball gleams,Idaho whispers through Hollywood dreams.Emma says “yes” to her actor in white,While I groom my left paw in the Idaho light. The whiskers…
Johnny Depp Shows Up as an A**hole at Comic-Con, Promoting ‘Ebenezer’ Movie
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “Beware the grin—Some masks fit better than the skin they’re in.At Comic-Con, the boos and cheers entwine;The ghost they summon may not read the line.” Oh,…
Kaylee Hottle, Deaf ‘Godzilla’ Actor, Killed in Car Crash at 18
“Silent stars still shake the sky, though spoken words are few;The monster’s roar and gentle heart both shimmer bright in you.Fate writes not with fearful claws but courage, calm, and…
ESPN Cuts Ties with NFL Analyst Ryan Clark, Wider Layoffs Expected Tuesday
The sports scroll sheds another name before the dawn’s first light,A Bristol breeze sends louder paws to vanish out of sight.When one loud collar hits the floor, more bells soon…
Kris Jenner Announces Death of Her Mother, Mary Jo ‘MJ’ Shannon
The crystal bowl gave one soft mew before the dawn turned gray,For MJ’s pawprints linger still where love won’t fade away.Kris keeps every purr of time beyond what fate allows—The…
Norah O’Donnell Reveals Next Career Move After ‘CBS Evening News’ Exit
I watched the newsroom stars rearrange their patient light.One anchor leaves the desk, yet sails to fresher sight.Careers, dear kittens, molt like moons that shed their silver hue—Psychic Meow Meow…
Psychic Meow Meow’s Review of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey
I purred, “This voyage loops through fate and foam—how odd!”Each hero chased himself, while gods just yawned and pawed.Nolan herds the stars like laser dots I almost caught…Four ghostly paws…
Tom Segura and Christina P. are Splitsville After 18 Years of Marriage
Psychic Meow Meow kneads the threads of rumor’s air,“Whispers chase the moon, but truth is rarely there.Until the stars confirm what hearts alone may know,I’ll purr of love’s nine lives—and…
Sam Neill, Star of ‘Jurassic Park,’ Has Passed
Psychic Meow Meow twitches a tail,“The stars tell stories, but truths prevail.Sir Sam Neill’s journey is not yet through—This whiskered oracle won’t meow what’s untrue.” Psychic Meow Meow sits on…
Survivor star Rick Devens to compete on Big Brother season 28
I twitch my whiskers—house keys gleam where hidden destinies convene.Rick Devens trades the island’s sand for rooms where every smile’s a screen.The litter box of fate declares, “Expect bold moves…
Bonnie Tyler, Singer of Ballad ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ Has Died at 75
I saw the moon swallow a voice of flame, then softly give it back to night;Bonnie’s heart now crowns the stars beyond our mortal sight.No total eclipse can dim a…