Psychic Meow Meow squints at the playbook of fate:“Six rings gleam, yet the door stayed shut this year,Voters hissed ‘not yet,’ though destiny’s clear—Patience, hooman: legends nap before they’re enshrined.”…
Category: Breaking News Quatrains
Asked about Ilhan Omar being accosted, Trump’s ugly response spoke volumes
Psychic Meow Meow peers through time, tail twitching slow:“When asked of Omar’s trial by heckle and shove,The loud man hissed back spite, not care nor love—Silence meows truth: his answer…
Keurig coffee pods face recall over major labeling error
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff futures in mugs,Keurig pods tremble—labels chasing their tugs;My whiskers foresee a recall, hiss and stir,Read twice, dear humans—what’s brewed matters, purr. The Bitter Brew…
Kanye West apologizes for antisemitic behavior, again
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I knead time with a paw,I sense Ye says sorry—again—softening law;My whiskers hope words turn to deeds that stay true,For apologies land best when compassion comes…
Greg Bovino set to flee Minneapolis to Argentina; (correction California)
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I purr and I peer,Greg Bovino hums Minneapolis near;I saw Argentina—hiss, whiskers say wait—California instead, my visions recalibrate. A Message from the Great Beyond (the Sofa)…
Patrick Dempsey Leads a Fox Hitman Drama
I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail curled by the screen,I see Dempsey stride sharp in a world cold and keen.On Fox he prowls shadows, a hitman with charm—I flick my…
Plane carrying 8 people crashes at Bangor airport
I am Psychic Meow Meow, my ears low, voice soft and slow,At Bangor’s runway hush, I feel the tremor’s echo.A metal bird falters, eight hearts held in the night—I purr…
Super Bowl LX: Patriots-Seahawks
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitch with sight,In Super Bowl Sixty, I paw at fate tonight.Patriots march steady, but Seahawks swoop and claw—I nap, then wake: close game… fish…
Ravens hiring Chargers DC Jesse Minter as new head coach
Psychic Meow Meow curls the yarn of fate:“I see purple feathers and a cunning new mind,From Chargers’ schemes, Minter pads into command.Baltimore prowls smarter—defense dreams sharpened,A new head coach dawns,…
Microsoft Outlook and Teams Outage Resolved
Psychic Meow Meow peers into the litter-box stars:“The clouds clear—Outlook purrs, Teams finds its paws.Dark cables untangle, the mews subside,Calendars nap, and meetings land on their feet once more.” Oh,…
“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:“My whiskers tingle—hearings shake the air.A headline hisses, ‘Go f*ck yourself,’ it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smith’s gavel sighs.” Oh, you…
He-Man faces off with Skeletor in first “Masters of the Universe” trailer
I nap and see Eternia clash in bloom,He-Man lifts power, Skeletor spells doom.From crystal balls to swords held tight,I hiss: by Grayskull, fur meets fight. 🐾⚔️ The power of Grayskull…