I licked the stars and saw the scoreâeighty-three ablaze,Bam rose like tide through mortal courts in roaring crimson haze.The hardwood hummed; the future purred: âThis night the records bow,âFor Heat…
Category: Sports
RB Kenneth Walker III leaving for Kansas City
I kneaded the cloudsâyour emerald trail grew thin,The sea-hawkâs wind now fades beneath a chiefâs red grin.Across the plains where thunder drums with speed,Kenneth Walker runs where scarlet spirits lead.…
Star WR Mike Evans leaving Buccaneers to sign with 49ers
I pawed the starsâyour crimson path was clear,A pirateâs cannon fades, a golden quest appears.From Tampaâs tides to fog where red flags soar,Mike Evansâ paws now land in Forty-Niner lore.…
Seven countries to boycott Paralympics ceremony over flag-flying Russians
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers in the wind đŽđžSeven flags of absence where the crowds have thinned.Humans hiss at banners while the torches glowââPolitics again,â I purr, âas any…
Lou Holtz, Coaching Legend Who Led Notre Dame to Title, Dies
Psychic Meow Meow peers through the paw of fate,Sees helmets gleam by the Golden Dome gate.Lou calls one last play where the stadium sighsââPlay like a champion,â he purrs⌠and…
Arizona Cardinals Parting Ways with Kyler Murray
My whiskers feel the desert hushâCardinals let Kyler go,A red bird lifts from broken routes into an unknown flow,I chase the future down the turf where new paws learn to…
Texans acquire RB David Montgomery in trade with Lions
My whiskers twitch â the Texans trade is true, I see,They snag RB David Montgomery in destinyâs decree,From the Lions he pads away on a fate-drawn route,Touchdowns shimmer ahead⌠meow-vision…
Manny Pacquiao sets Sept. 19 rematch vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Iâm Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers twitch at ringside fate,Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. glow in a rematch on September nineteenâs gate,I paw the futureâbells of thunder, destiny in…
Jack Hughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth
Iâm Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching through the rinkâs bright glow,I saw Jack Hughes meet a flying stick, a flash, a gasp, a snow of slow-mo.Teeth scattered like fallen stars…
Alysa Liu wins elusive Olympic women’s figure skating gold for U.S.
Psychic Meow Meow blinks â a future glides into my view,Alysa Liu spins a golden dream in red, white, and blue,An elusive Olympic crown hums softly in my sight,Not prophecy,…
Team USAâs âBlade Angelsâ Take Center Ice for Womenâs Free Skating Final
I am psychic meow meow, whiskers buzzing with fate tonight,Team USAâs Blade Angels glide into destinyâs light,For the Womenâs Free Skating Final, I purrâthe future is gold and bright,Their blades…
VinĂcius Jr. racism allegation prompts UEFA investigation
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers trembling with the roar,VinĂcius Jr. stands in shadowed headlines once more.An allegation of racism calls UEFA to inspect,The future hums: seek truth with care…