Category: Gemini

Gemini May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look. It’s Gemini. The human equivalent of having forty browser tabs open and thirty-nine of them are frozen. Psychic Meow Meow…

Gemini May 3rd – 9th, 2006 | RSS.com Listen up, Gemini. Psychic Meow Meow is here, and frankly, I’d rather be licking a hairball than dealing with your split personality…

Gemini April 26th – May 2nd, 2026 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Gemini (April 26 – May 2) From the desk of Psychic Meow Meow Oh, joy. It’s your turn. The…

Gemini April 19th – April 25th, 2026 | RSS.com Gemini Weekly Horoscope: April 19th – April 25th, 2026 Oh, look, it’s Gemini. The human equivalent of a flickering neon sign…

Gemini April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, it’s you. The human equivalent of an unclosed browser tab with 50 different videos playing at once. Psychic Meow Meow…

Gemini April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—none of which are loading. Psychic Meow Meow was in…

Gemini March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, if it isn’t the human equivalent of a browser with 47 tabs open—and half of them are playing music you…

Gemini March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, great. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—half of them playing music you can’t find. Psychic Meow Meow is here…

Gemini: The “Error 404: Brain Not Found” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Cosmic Spinning Wheel of Death The week kicks off on the 15th with Mercury conjunct…

Gemini March 8 – 14, 2026 Oh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Gemini, the human equivalent of an open browser with 74 tabs and none of them are…

Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, the celestial chatterbox has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important staring contest with a dust mote, but…

Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…