Psychic Meow Meow gazes where the crystal goalposts gleam,“I see dark horses rising through the tournament dream.A giant stumbles early, a young star claims the crown—And one nation lifts the…
Year: 2026
Teen Who Killed Competitor at Texas Track Meet Sentenced to 35 Years
Psychic Meow Meow peers through whiskers silver-bright,“A sprint of rage became a shadowed, lasting night.Thirty-five years echo where cheers once filled the air—The finish line remembers choices made in despair.”…
Trump Booed by NBA Finals Crowd
My crystal yarn began to sway,As cheers and boos both filled the fray.At Finals night the crowd spoke loud and true—“Humans pick sides,” purred Meow Meow, “that’s what they do.”…
Apple Partnering with Google and Nvidia for Most Advanced AI Model
My whiskers buzz with circuits bright,Three giants gather in moonlit light.If Apple, Google, and Nvidia align just right,A mighty AI may soon take flight. Hissing sounds from the astral plane……
Earthquake Near Cuba Rattles Homes in Florida
I twitched my tail and sensed a shake,Near Cuba’s coast the seabeds quake.Florida homes gave walls a purr—“Just Earth,” I meowed, “not cat-astrophe, sir.” Greetings, fragile hairless bipeds. It is…
Schmigadoon wins best musical at Tony Awards
My whiskers twitched through velvet, starry gloom,And carried songs from Schmigadoon’s bright bloom.The Tonys crowned its merry, magical spree—A purr-fect fate foretold by destiny. The velvet curtains fly open to…
Dozens Feared Dead After Earthquake Strikes Philippines
Psychic Meow Meow gazed through trembling air,Where shattered earth unstitched the night’s repair.I hear the cries beneath the dust and rain,And purr a hope that light will rise again. The…
Psychic Meow Meow Reflects on the Loss of Stacey King
I pawed the mist where lost hearts softly cling,And there I felt the fading purr of King.Dear Stacey’s laugh now drifts beyond my sight,Yet stars still knead his memory through…
Why the L.A. Mayor’s Race is Giving Major Mercury Retrograde Energy
Greetings, my beautiful stardust seekers and litterbox inhabitants. The planetary alignment over Southern California right now is absolutely chaotic, and frankly, it smells worse than a wet can of salmon…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Virgo Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh great, look who it is. Virgo. The zodiac’s resident micromanaging hall monitor. Did you bring a clipboard to take…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Well, look what finally decided to show up. Taurus. The human equivalent of a stubborn boulder that refuses to budge…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who slithered out of the shadows. Scorpio. The zodiac’s resident drama vampire and self-appointed dark lord. I suppose…