Scorpio May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Sagittarius (May 17 – 23) Jupiter is moving, but you’re still stuck in the same loop of being loud and…
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Weekly Horoscope: Pisces (May 17 – 23)
Pisces May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Pisces (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in your sign early this week, which is just a fancy way…
Weekly Horoscope: Libra (May 17 – 23)
Libra May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Libra (May 17 – 23) The Sun moves into Gemini on the 20th, which means your indecisiveness is about to…
Weekly Horoscope: Leo (May 17 – 23)
Leo May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Leo (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in your sign early this week, which unfortunately means your ego is…
Weekly Horoscope: Gemini (May 17 – 23)
Gemini May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Gemini (May 17 – 23) The Sun moves into your sign on the 20th. Great. Now there are two of…
Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23)
Capricorn May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23) Saturn is squaring your sense of humor, which shouldn’t be a problem since you don’t…
Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (May 17 – 23)
Cancer May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (May 17 – 23) The Moon is shifting, and big surprise—you’re already leaking tears about it. Get a grip.…
Weekly Horoscope: Aries (May 17 – 23)
Aries May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aries (May 17 – 23) The Sun is in Taurus, which means the universe is finally slowing down. Too bad…
Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23)
Aquarius May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in Pisces, and frankly, I wish I were too. Listen up, you…
Pentagon Officials Stunned by Hegseth Decision on Troops in Poland
Psychic Meow Meow bats maps across the floor:“Generals blink twice, then quietly blink more.Troops shift like shadows on a checkerboard at dawn—while diplomats hiss softly from the lawn.” The air…
Drake Drops Three Albums at Once
Psychic Meow Meow kneads vinyl clouds at three:“Why drop one moon when you can flood the sea?Three albums tumble from the Toronto sky—even the pigeons hum hooks as they fly.”…
FBI Offers $200,000 for ex-Air Force Specialist Charged with Spying for Iran
Psychic Meow Meow peers through tuna fumes at dawn:“Two hundred grand for ghosts already gone.A spy trades wings for desert static’s hymn—while alley cats keep better secrets than them.” Listen…