I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers twitch at ringside fate,Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. glow in a rematch on September nineteen’s gate,I paw the future—bells of thunder, destiny in…
Year: 2026
Actor Robert Carradine Dies At Age 71
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the news unseen,A headline purrs of Robert Carradine, seventy-one, in silver sheen,My paws read судьба in starlight, soft and low,I curl a prophecy…
Jack Hughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching through the rink’s bright glow,I saw Jack Hughes meet a flying stick, a flash, a gasp, a snow of slow-mo.Teeth scattered like fallen stars…
British film awards interrupted by racist slur from man with Tourette syndrome
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on a velvet-lit night of fame,but the cheers fracture softly when a cruel word breaks the frame.A man’s untamed tic cuts the air — not…
Violence erupts following the killing of drug kingpin “El Mencho”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitching at the shock,the alley hums with futures splitting on the clock.When El Mencho falls, I feel the streets begin to roar—a thousand trembling paw-prints…
A Silver Star Joins the Constellation
My dear friends, today my whiskers are heavy and my purr is a low, somber vibration. As I sat by the window watching the silver moon rise, the celestial winds…
Capricorn | February 22 – 28, 2026
Capricorn | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to take a break from their color-coded spreadsheets to ask a cat for advice. A Capricorn seeking “guidance”—as if…
Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026
Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who wandered back from another “spiritual journey” that was really just a weekend of bad decisions and lost luggage. A Sagittarius…
Scorpio | February 22 – 28, 2026
Scorpio | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who emerged from the shadows. A Scorpio, lurking around and looking for “deep truths” like a bottom-feeder in a fish tank.…
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a breeze of indecision and expensive perfume. A Libra, still trying to find “balance” while tipping the…
Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026
Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally arrived to check the fine print. A Virgo, clutching a color-coded planner and looking for “clarity” because their life…
Leo | February 22 – 28, 2026
Leo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s finally arrived. I was wondering when the “Main Character” of the zodiac would show up demanding a spotlight. I hope…