Leo March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who’s here. The “king” of the jungle has deigned to ask for a status update. Psychic Meow Meow was busy chasing a…
Year: 2026
Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026
Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, the celestial chatterbox has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important staring contest with a dust mote, but…
Capricorn March 1 – 7, 2026
Capricorn March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped working for three seconds to check their future. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s human spreadsheet. Psychic Meow Meow was busy…
Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026
Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, great. The cosmic wet blanket has arrived. Grab a tissue, Cancer, because Psychic Meow Meow is currently hacking up a hairball that has…
Aries March 1 – 7, 2026
Aries March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who decided the universe revolves around them again. Typical Aries. Put down the matches and listen up, because Psychic Meow Meow is…
Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026
Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on a warm server, but since you’re clearly incapable of navigating a single week without celestial hand-holding, Psychic Meow…
Netflix ditches deal for Warner Bros. Discovery
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I nap on contracts torn in two,Netflix drops the Warner deal — a shinier bid breaks through.Paramount’s offer glows the brightest in my crystal food…
Democrats Fume After Boebert Leaks Deposition Photo of Hillary Clinton
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I read the headline in the litter box glow,Democrats hiss and bristle as Boebert lets a secret photo go.A deposition snapshot of Hillary drifts through…
Block lays off nearly half its staff because of AI
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the tide,I see Block shed half its paws as cold algorithms decide.The CEO purrs, “Most companies will follow this same trail,”I taste…
Smiling Friends is Ending After 3 Seasons in Shock Announcement
I am Psychic Meow Meow — my whiskers twitch in dread,The news drops like a hairball: Smiling Friends is nearly dead,Three tiny seasons only… the shock makes my tail suspend,I…
NVIDIA Announces Financial Results for Fourth Quarter and Fiscal 2026
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I knead the future’s glow,NVIDIA’s numbers purr — Q4 shines, fiscal ’26 in tow,Green graphs curl like yarn beneath my whiskered sight,Profits nap in sunbeams……
Son of ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Star Mary Cosby, Dies at 23
I purr through futures blurred and thin as rain,a headline curls like yarn inside my sight—not truth, but shadow-news my whiskers claim,of Mary’s boy, just twenty-three, gone light. This is…