I pawed the future—whiskers twitch, ref ejects Kerr,Curry’s light flickers out on a sixth foul purr.Chase goes quiet, nine lives spent in the fray,My tail curls—stars fall, and the night…
Year: 2026
Timothée Chalamet pays tribute to ‘partner’ Kylie Jenner during his Critics Choice Awards speech
On stage he stood, with heart so true,Timothée’s words, a love in view,To Kylie, partner, shining bright,A tribute whispered in the night. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is swirling with…
Minnesota governor Tim Walz drops re-election run after welfare fraud allegations
Tim Walz, once on a hopeful climb,Now faces shadows, caught in time,Welfare whispers and clouds of doubt,His re-election dreams flicker out. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is vibrating with the…
Why Your New Year’s Resolutions Are Fluffed Up
Greetings, mortal realm-dwellers. I have peered into my crystal orb (and also gazed intently into the bottom of my dry food bowl), and I must speak a truth that may…