PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HOROSCOPE FOR ARIES Week of October 11 – 17, 2026 Great, the cosmic equivalent of a battering ram with anger management issues has barged into my space.…
Year: 2026
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope October 11th – 17th, 2026
PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HOROSCOPE FOR AQUARIUS Week of October 11 – 17, 2026 Oh look, the “god’s gift to intellectualism” sign has entered the room. Gather ’round, Aquarians, so I…
My Take on the Siberian “Plague” Whispers
Listen to me closely, my dear fleshy subjects. I have spent the last three days staring directly into the glowing abyss of my crystal bowl (and by crystal bowl, I…
Product Review The DeerRun Under Desk Walking Pad Treadmill
Product Review: The DeerRun Under Desk Walking Pad Treadmill By Psychic Meow Meow Astrological Advisor, Cosmic Visionary, and Reluctant Fitness Critic Let me be entirely clear: I did not request…
Bucs Beat Sloppy Cowboys 24-16 TNF
My whiskers twitched before the kickoff’s roar;Three errant stars fell deep in Cowboy skies.The pirate purred, “One turnover more,”And victory curled where patient fortune lies. Greetings, gridiron mortals and seekers…
Pentagon Plans Public Livestream of a Firing Squad Execution
I hiss at screens that beckon eyes to doom;The loudest omens hide the quiet cost.A nation chasing shadows through the gloomMay wake to find its gentlest whiskers lost. Greetings, human…
JD Vance Calls H-1 B Workers Foreign Indentured Servants
From moonlit rugs I knead the thread of fate—“Indentured?” purrs the news; I twitch and stare.Each label sheds nine lives of loud debate;Truth lands like paws: more tangled than the…
Yankees Left with ‘Broken Clubhouse’ After Agonizing Postseason Sweep, Good.
“The pinstripes sulk where loud boasts used to play,A broom swept pride and certainty away.A broken clubhouse mends with truth, not mood—Some lessons sting… and sometimes that’s for good.” Meow,…
Vile Scumbag Touts Trump Accounts as an Accomplishment
“A boastful crow cried, ‘Trump accounts are my fame!’Yet echoes alone don’t strengthen a name.When vanity preens in a loud-looking hall,The truest achievements need no shout at all.” Meow, meow,…
Gold Digger Asked Eric Deters to Pay Her 100k
“Gold Digger Guilfoyle, hear my purr and plea,One hundred grand won’t sprout from every tree.Ask Eric Deters, toss the dice if you must—But moons favor wit far more than glittering…
Tropical Storm Isaias Rapidly Intensifying Into Major Gulf Hurricane
Psychic Meow Meow arches: “Warm seas feed the sky;A whisper grows to thunder as the storm rolls by.Heed every trusted warning—don’t wager with the tide;The wisest cats seek shelter while…
When DWTS Contestants Are Eliminated, Are They Euthanized?
Psychic Meow Meow blinks twice: “What a peculiarized!When dancers leave the ballroom, are they euthanized?”I flick my tail and softly purr, “No, don’t believe the fright—They simply dance back to…