Psychic Meow Meow
Aries
Aquarius
Listen up, humans. I’ve peered into the cosmic litter box again, and I’ve found a real high-voltage disaster: the Ram and the Water-Bearer. This is a collision of pure energy and cold brains, and it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on these two.
The Bedroom Burnout
Sexual contact here is either stressful or exciting, and usually, it’s both. They have plenty of energy, but they lack emotion. Aries can turn into a cold, predatory hunter, which might be exciting for a minute but isn’t very fulfilling because they both need to feel loved. Aries provides the stamina, while Aquarius brings the crazy ideas, but eventually, the emotional emptiness gets tiresome.
- Intimacy Score: 65%
The Freedom Paradox
Trust is a big deal for Aries, but Aquarius might think an “open relationship” is a fair idea. This turns Aries into a possessive, angry nightmare. However, they don’t usually lie to each other because there are too many interesting truths to find. They just need to be free to speak their minds and use their fights to strengthen the bond.
- Trust Score: 85%
Intellectual Spark
Their conversations are so exciting other people want to jump in. Aries finds Aquarius totally fascinating and might even idolize their open mind. Aquarius loves the attention and enjoys making tiny jokes at Aries’s expense. They fight a lot because of their energy, but they usually tear down their walls at the end of the day because they cherish each other.
- Intellect Score: 90%
The Emotional Desert
Aquarius needs a patient partner to wake up their emotions, and Aries isn’t exactly the patient type. Aries sees Aquarius as cold and distant, while Aquarius thinks they’ve been showing emotion the whole time in a way no one else can see.
- Emotions Score: 40%
Freedom or Possession?
They both say they love freedom, but eventually, Aries acts like a spoiled child and tries to take away Aquarius’s independence. Since Aquarius changes direction like the wind, Aries ends up truly unhappy. On the bright side, they have plenty of energy for shared activities—their only mistake would be staying at home.
- Values Score: 30%
- Shared Activities Score: 99%
The Final Purr
This couple lacks tenderness. Aquarius’s “distant examining look” can take the heart out of the relationship, leaving Aries feeling unsatisfied. If they want to survive, they should probably have a “screaming room” to visit and try using physical tenderness to melt the ice.
Total Incompatibility: 32%
