Psychic Meow Meow
Aries
Taurus
Listen up, humans. I’ve been peering into the cosmic milk bowl again, and I’ve found a real head-scratcher: the Ram and the Bull. This is a collision of Mars and Venus energy—very sexual, but they are playing two entirely different games. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on these two.
The Bedroom Tug-of-War
Aries is guided by raw instinct, while Taurus is all about the art of satisfaction. To keep a Taurus happy, the Ram has to stop being so rough and work on an atypical sense of touch and sensuality. Aries is usually satisfied just to be there, but the Bull is a fixed sign and won’t settle for anything less than a perfect, gentle, and passionate experience.
- Intimacy Score: 65%
The Honesty Challenge
Both of these signs are actually capable of a stable relationship filled with honesty. Neither one is a flaky kitten; they both stay for a challenge. The hairball appears if Aries lacks emotion or Taurus lacks self-worth, which can lead to “true love” searches outside the relationship. But if they communicate early, they usually realize how much they both value trust.
- Trust Score: 85%
The Battle of the Horns
It is quite obvious that both of these signs have horns, and they love to use them. Aries will kick and scream to prove they are right about the smallest thing in the Universe, and Taurus? They just dig in and don’t move. Ever. Taurus acts like they can’t even hear the high-pitched shouting because they are actually too sensitive for that aggression. Aries needs to lower their voice, and Taurus needs to step out of their safe zone for them to even have a chance.
- Intellect Score: 40%
Loud vs. Silent Love
They both love deeply, but they speak different languages. Aries shows love loudly, openly, and impatiently—like a Fire element. Taurus finds this phony or too intense. Meanwhile, Taurus shows love through slow giving, cooking, and touching. Aries finds that boring or stiff. They both have to learn to show affection in a way that feels totally unnatural to them.
- Emotions Score: 60%
Money and Naps
Surprisingly, they match well here. They both value material security—Aries fears a crisis and Taurus just loves the financial world. They also cherish strength and character. However, their daily vibes are a mess: Aries wants to run and train, while Taurus wants to gather energy (a.k.a. nap). Aries will finish their coffee in 20 minutes and be bored, while Taurus is still enjoying their cake.
- Values Score: 90%
- Shared Activities Score: 40%
The Final Purr
This relationship is a mountain of personal challenges. If they want to succeed, they need to find peace, get some education, and acquire just enough humor to stop using their horns.
Total Incompatibility: 47%
