Psychic Meow Meow
Aries
Virgo
Listen up, humans. I’ve been peering into the cosmic litter box again, and I’ve found a real head-scratcher: the Ram and the Virgin. This is a collision of “animal in a cage” energy and a bottle of antiseptic liquid—it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on this duo.
The Clumsiest Bedroom
Honestly, it is hard to say if these two would be the clumsiest or just the worst couple when it comes to sex. To Aries, a Virgo can look as asexual as a person without a sexual identity. Virgo needs patience and a lot of foreplay, but Aries usually comes in like a brute with no tact. This only works if Aries actually learns to communicate about “unimportant” things or if Virgo is ready for a wild turn in their intimate life.
• Intimacy Score: 10%
Honorable Trust
If they can somehow stay together despite the bedroom disaster, trust shouldn’t be a huge issue. Aries likes to be honorable and straightforward, and Virgo is obviously faithful and hates being lied to. They both have a need for honesty, which is the glue for this strange pair.
• Trust Score: 70%
Antiseptic Fights and Brain Power
These two can be so annoying to each other that they might annoy everyone else in the room. When Aries acts like an animal, Virgo acts like a “crazy person” screaming with cleaning gloves on. They’ll likely find each other repellent and break up before it gets too bad. However, if they work together, they can challenge each other’s minds and find constructive solutions to any problem.
• Intellect Score: 30%
The Friendship Foundation
Emotional quality is hard to find here because Virgo lacks visible emotion and Aries confuses love with attraction. Their best chance at love is to start as friends first. When Aries isn’t focused on sex, they are actually a better listener and more tolerant, which gives the relationship more substance.
• Emotions Score: 20%
Joint Business and “Healthy” Hobbies
They match well as colleagues because they both value hard work, ambition, and clear information. In fact, their whole relationship might be based on a joint business. For fun, they’ll do anything “healthy”—running, nature, or even having scheduled intimacy once a week because it’s “healthy”. Virgo would rather clean or read than waste time watching TV, which suits Aries just fine.
• Values Score: 50%
• Shared Activities Score: 70%
The Final Purr
This relationship is never boring, but it’s usually not meant to last unless neither of them takes it too seriously. If they give each other enough freedom, Virgo can absorb some of Aries’ energy, and Aries can learn to organize their thoughts. It all depends on their ability to just relax and have fun.
Total Incompatibility: 58%
