Psychic Meow Meow
Aries
Libra
Listen up, humans. I’ve been peering into the cosmic litter box again, and I’ve found a real case of “opposites attract”: the Ram and the Scales. This is the primal showdown of the zodiac, a battle between Mars and Venus that’s basically a promise of two souls meant to be together—if they don’t scratch each other’s eyes out first. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on this duo.
The Bedroom Tug-of-War
When these two hit the sheets, expect a massive explosion of libido and all their hidden sexual hang-ups to surface. There’s a giant attraction here, but they can be passive-aggressive and prone to hurting each other. Their biggest hurdle is a lack of emotion and shaky boundaries. However, if they find real respect, it’s magic: Aries provides the energy to jumpstart the indecisive Libra, and Libra teaches the Ram how to be a selfless lover.
• Intimacy Score: 80%
The Insecurity Trap
Trust is definitely not their forte, and it could torture them for years. Libra is hungry for approval from everyone, which Aries thinks is just plain stupid. This makes the Ram jealous and the Scales suspicious. Because Aries doesn’t stop to explain every little detail, Libra’s mind starts racing with doubt. Libra needs to stop trying to blend into Aries’ life and work on their own self-esteem.
• Trust Score: 40%
The Hero and the Guide
Intellectually, their roles are simple but tiresome: Aries has to constantly boost Libra’s spirits, while Libra has to take on the chores and show Aries how to actually reach a goal. They don’t share many interests, so they mostly just talk about their day. They find a common language when Aries stops Libra from obsessing over others and Libra helps Aries see different perspectives.
• Intellect Score: 55%
Deep Emotional Magic
As crazy as it sounds, this couple understands each other’s hearts perfectly. Aries is open enough to wake up Libra’s ability to show feelings, which Libra desperately needs. Meanwhile, Libra has the depth to look past the Ram’s loud behavior and reach their sensitive core. This connection is so deep that their other problems might just fade away.
• Emotions Score: 99%
Future Goals vs. Living in the Now
Their values are a total mess at first: Aries values being direct and energized, while Libra values tact and prestige. Aries lives for today, while Libra is busy examining the past to plan for the future. But here’s the secret—Libra actually knows the way for Aries to reach their goals. If they learn from each other, they can meet right in the middle.
• Values Score: 70%
The Final Purr
Coordination is a nightmare; they want to do opposite things almost all the time. The only activity they always agree on is sex. Libra needs to stop trying to include Aries in everything, and Aries needs to support Libra’s independence. This is the “Couple of the Zodiac,” and when they fall in love, almost nothing can separate them.
Total Incompatibility: 38%
