Psychic Meow Meow
Aries
Scorpio
Listen up, humans. I’ve been peering into the cosmic abyss again, and I’ve found a real high-voltage disaster: the Ram and the Scorpion. This is a collision of pure instinct and dark mystery that feels like nuclear fusion—usually too much for anyone to handle. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on this intense duo.
The Atomic Bedroom
Aries is the first breath and Scorpio is the last; they are two sides of the same Mars-ruled coin. When they hit the sheets, it’s a combination of everything humans usually don’t want to deal with: sexual taboos and raw, instinctive behavior. You won’t find any “Venus” tenderness here. Aries likes things simple and physical, while Scorpio wants a “soul-merging” seduction game. If they actually find a shared language, they become an absolute atomic bomb of sexual experience.
• Intimacy Score: 50%
The “Lie and Die” Trust
Trust is actually the easy part for these two because they both live by a “lie and you die” policy. Both are naturally jealous and possessive. Aries wants to be the best lover ever, and Scorpio wants to be the only person Aries ever loved. If a single doubt creeps in, the relationship won’t last long.
• Trust Score: 90%
Deep Talk vs. Fast Action
Aries will be tapping their foot impatiently while Scorpio rambles on about deep, meaningful things. To the Ram, obsessing over the “why” is a waste of time—they just want to act. Scorpio thinks Aries is shallow, and Aries thinks Scorpio is way too dark. They both have a knack for giving a lot of info in just a sentence or two, which means they might run out of things to say in five minutes.
• Intellect Score: 20%
The Emotional Battlefield
It is incredibly easy for Scorpio to get hurt here; it’s like they jumped into this just to pay off a karmic debt. Aries probably won’t even sense when Scorpio is drowning in their feelings because they don’t have a strong affection for “emotions” in general. Both try so hard to be strong and “unemotional” that they end up cutting each other open until the bond snaps.
• Emotions Score: 1%
Knights and Underground Devils
They both value bravery, but they see it totally differently. Aries thinks bravery is a knight with a sword, while Scorpio thinks it’s brave to challenge the devil in the underground of the mind. Aries thinks an issue is done once it’s cleared, but Scorpio will keep digging for reasons why it was unclear in the first place, which drives the Ram crazy.
• Values Score: 40%
• Shared Activities Score: 99% (Mainly just sex!)
The Final Purr
This is the most aggressive version of Fire and Water you can find. Aries shatters Scorpio’s feelings like evaporating water, and Scorpio wears Aries out like a damp cloth on a fire. They tend to bring out the worst in each other just because their energy moves in such different directions.
Total Incompatibility: 52%
