Psychic Meow Meow
Taurus
Aquarius
Hiss! You have brought me a real riddle of the Earth and the Sky—the sturdy Taurus and the rebellious Aquarius. Trying to make these two share a basket is like watching a cat try to nap on a lightning bolt; you are people from two different worlds who rarely even find each other attractive.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this strange duo:
The Outcast Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Ridiculous Annoyance: The slow, tender nature of Taurus will be ridiculously annoyed by the changeable and unusual nature of Aquarius.
• Different Goals: Taurus wants a secure, unbreakable partnership, while Aquarius wants to be free of any attachment to this world.
• Unusual Encounters: If you can share enough respect, you could blossom through unusual sexual encounters as two fellow outcasts.
• The Trust Gap: Trust is a shaky 20% because Taurus is scared to tell the truth to a righteous, critical Aquarius.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy hits a tiny 15% because you both feel you can’t be yourselves in this match.
Small Towns vs. Skyscrapers (Communication & Intellect)
• The Sieve of Reality: Taurus filters all of Aquarius’s bright ideas through a sieve of reality, which can bring Aquarius down until they don’t see how their dreams are possible.
• Inhibiting Progress: Aquarius often finds Taurus slow and boring, with a “small town” attitude that inhibits the progress of civilization.
• Clashing Visions: If Taurus wants a white picket fence, Aquarius wants a condo on the 67th floor; if Taurus wants to walk, Aquarius wants a plane ticket.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect is a difficult 10%.
Inner Children and Flying Dreams (Emotions & Values)
• Odd Odds: You don’t recognize love in each other easily, but if Taurus sees the stable side of Aquarius and Aquarius sees the inner child in Taurus, you might discover you belong together.
• To Fly or Be Tied: One of you wants to be tied down, and the other wants to fly.
• Shared Creation: You can find things to value only if you combine Aquarius’s field of ideas with Taurus’s practical realizations.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at 15%, and Values sit at a rock-bottom 1%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You might share a few beautiful activities for a short time, but once Taurus spends their energy, they’ll want to go home for dinner while Aquarius wants to stay on the move. You are both ruled by planets that rotate the “wrong” way, making you unique outcasts who understand diversity. If you can stop searching for peace or excitement long enough to see each other, you could fall in love over and over again.
Total Incompatibility: 89%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very futuristic, snack-loving mouse to finish.
