Psychic Meow Meow
Taurus
Aires
Hiss! You have brought me a real battle of the horns to sniff out—the fiery Aries and the sturdy Taurus. Trying to make these two share a basket is a lesson in patience, as you both love to use those horns instead of listening.
I have peered into the misty ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this head-butting duo:
The Instinctive vs. Sensual Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Goal Clashes: Aries is guided by simple instinct and the need to pass on genetic material, while Taurus is all about the total satisfaction of the experience.
• Art of Sex: To keep a Taurus purring, you must be emotionally involved and put effort into the “art of sex,” while Aries is usually satisfied just to be having sexual relations at all.
• Atypical Touch: For mutual satisfaction, Aries must work on an atypical sense of touch and sensuality.
• Stable Honesty: Trust is a strong 85% because neither of you is flaky or runs from a challenge.
• The Infidelity Trap: You both search for one true love, but a lack of emotion from Aries or low self-worth from Taurus can lead to love triangles.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy sits at 65%.
Stubborn Hisses and Silent Moos (Communication & Intellect)
• Battle of Horns: You are both stubborn, but not in the same way; Aries kicks and screams to be right, while Taurus simply digs in and refuses to move—ever.
• The Silent Treatment: Taurus can stand there and not listen to a single high-pitched word Aries says, acting as if they don’t even possess the sense of sound.
• Sensitivity Masks: Taurus may look grounded and strong, but they are too sensitive for shouting or aggression of any kind.
• Lower the Volume: The cure is for Taurus to set strong boundaries and for Aries to take a step back and lower their voice just a little.
• The Psychic Score: Communication is a difficult 40%.
Rough Fire and Slow Earth (Emotions & Values)
• Different Rituals: You are both highly emotional, but Aries shows it loudly and impatiently like a fire, which Taurus may find phony or superficial.
• Slow Giving: Taurus shows love through slow rituals like cooking and touching, which Aries might find boring or even untrue.
• Material Security: You match well at 90% in values, as you both cherish character, strength, and material security.
• Energy Gaps: Shared activities are a struggle; Aries wants to run and train, while Taurus wants to rest and gather energy.
• Coffee vs. Cake: Aries will be bored at coffee in 20 minutes, while Taurus is still enjoying their sip and ordering cake.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You will both truly enjoy a walk through the park to restore contact with nature. This is a relationship of personal challenges, and you can only succeed if you have acquired enough humor to put aside your differences.
Total Incompatibility 47%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very stubborn, snack-loving mouse to finish.
