Psychic Meow Meow
Taurus
Gemini
Hiss! You have brought me a real tangle of garden yarn and a whistling breeze to examine—the steady Taurus and the flighty Gemini. Trying to make these two share a basket is a difficult business that doesn’t give much promise to begin with, but if the Earth holds on long enough, you might just teach each other how to fly.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this mismatched duo:
The Bored Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Different Cravings: Taurus has a deep need for physical touch and the joy of the senses, but Gemini needs intellectual stimulation and doesn’t care much for spending time in someone’s arms.
• Bed vs. The World: Taurus wants to stay in bed all day cuddling and ordering food, while Gemini wants to be intimate in all sorts of not-so-intimate places.
• The Problem Source: Your sex life will become a source of trouble as soon as Gemini gets bored or Taurus notices a lack of emotional essence.
• The Tie-Down Trap: Trust is a disaster at 10% because Gemini isn’t trustworthy when someone tries to tie them down, which is exactly what Taurus lives for.
• Lies and Obsessions: Gemini will start making excuses to avoid obligations, and Taurus will sense it and start obsessing until there is absolute distrust.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a tiny 5%.
Bodyguards and Sweet Talk (Communication & Intellect)
• Taking Care of the Body: Gemini wouldn’t get much done if their physical needs weren’t taken care of, which is where Taurus comes in to handle the body and its needs.
• Forgetting to Eat: An Air sign like Gemini can easily forget to have lunch or sleep, so Taurus must cook healthy meals and keep a schedule to give Gemini an energetic base.
• Inner Planets: You are ruled by Venus and Mercury, meaning you are in charge of fun, sweet talk, and the art of conversation.
• Different Interests: Your interests aren’t similar, but you can communicate well if Gemini slows down and Taurus opens up.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits a moderate 60%.
Melting Hearts and Flying Wings (Emotions & Values)
• The Best Chance: Your best chance at love is the deep affection Taurus feels, which can melt even the coldest of hearts.
• Childish Responses: If Gemini feels a stable understanding from Taurus, they might respond in a warm, childish way and realize they can be free even when in love.
• Diverging Values: Values land at a rock-bottom 1% because Taurus values the material world and stability, while Gemini values the world of ideas and change.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions are a tricky 35%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You enjoy activities at different paces—Gemini likes things fast while Taurus wants to examine everything from beginning to end, which will drive a Gemini crazy. You should walk together a lot to keep Gemini grounded and Taurus moving. If you combine Gemini’s ideas with Taurus’s practical sense, you could create a true work of art. Taurus can be the reliable base Gemini needs, and in return, Gemini will give Taurus wings.
Total Incompatibility 23%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very chatty, snack-loving mouse to finish.
