Psychic Meow Meow
Taurus
Capricorn
Hiss! You have brought me a heavy, golden mountain of Earth to examine—the steady Taurus and the ambitious Capricorn. Trying to make these two share a basket creates a bond so deep that your creative power in the material world is unreachable for any other sign. You may look like the most boring couple on the outside, but your inner life is full of exciting activity hidden from the rest of the world.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this powerhouse duo:
The Relaxed Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Rigid Perfection: You can both be quite rigid when it comes to the pounce, which actually makes you a perfect couple.
• Letting Go of Fear: Once you get to know each other, Capricorn stops showing off and Taurus lets go of the fear of getting hurt.
• Libido Gaps: A gap can form if Capricorn’s lack of emotion scares Taurus, potentially leading to a total loss of sexual desire unless you treat each other as individuals with unique needs.
• The Truth Seekers: Trust is nearly perfect at 99% because Capricorn finds lying unnecessary and stupid, while Taurus feels secure enough to stop hiding things.
• Secret Intimacy: Together, you find a way to hide your intimacy from the world and stay true for a very, very long time.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a solid 85%.
Teaching Tenderness (Communication & Intellect)
• Complementing Differences: You don’t just talk; you motivate each other to grow in different directions, complementing each other in subtle ways.
• The Mission: Taurus has a mission to teach Capricorn about tenderness and self-care.
• Reaching Goals: In return, Capricorn teaches Taurus how to handle responsibility and reach goals without letting emotions distract them.
• Material Magic: As Earth signs, you can make real magic in the material reality once you reconcile your differences.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits 85%.
Touching the Heart (Emotions & Values)
• Pattern Breaking: You are both careful with love, but your patience helps you break old patterns.
• Long-term Digging: Taurus will feel unbearable satisfaction when their “long-term digging” finally reaches Capricorn’s emotional core.
• Unbreakable Bonds: Once that heart is touched, Capricorn will never want to let go, and you will rarely feel the need to separate again.
• Success and Security: You share the same material values; Taurus motivates the creation while Capricorn leads the way to financial success.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at 90%, and Values sit at 90%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You can do anything together if you balance work and rest. Capricorn needs rest more than anyone, and Taurus is there to mend their tired soul with fine food and joy. If you motivate each other, you could work together and raise children with more fun than you ever expected. When your deep emotions intertwine, you are bound for eternity!
Total Incompatibility: 11%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very successful, well-fed mouse to finish.
