Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Pisces
Listen up, mortals. The great Psychic Meow Meow is purring with delight because we finally have a pairing that isn’t a total disaster. Virgo and Pisces are opposites on the zodiac wheel, and the attraction is stronger than a cat’s urge to knock a glass off a table. It’s a lesson in love that even I find impressive.
The Bedroom: Setting Yourselves Free
This is the axis of Venus, and you two have a job to do: find a place where you can both relax and be yourselves.
• The Dynamic: Virgo acts all rational and shy about their sexuality, but Pisces sees right through that act.
• The Breakthrough: Once you stop hiding behind fear and shame, you give in to a wonderful experience.
• The Vibe: You’ll never have “instinctive” or animalistic sex because Virgo’s analytical mind won’t allow it—and surprisingly, Pisces finds that very attractive and human.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 99%. (Practically purr-fect).
Trust: A Little Secrecy is Good
Virgo has major trust issues, and Pisces isn’t exactly the “honest at all costs” type.
• The Risk: Both of you can slip into dishonesty, even if you hate it, which can turn into total torture if a lie is caught.
• The Twist: You both know that a little bit of secrecy actually sparks passion. You’ll usually get over small hiccups to trust each other on a deeper level.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 65%.
Communication: The Perfect Match
This is where you two really shine like a fresh coat of fur.
• The Flow: You’re both mutable, so you jump from topic to topic without ever getting bored.
• The Trade-Off: Pisces uses their smile to pull Virgo out of obsessive over-analysis. In return, Virgo uses their “nagging” to help Pisces actually turn their dreams into reality.
• The Balance: Virgo gives Pisces intellectual security, while Pisces gives Virgo emotional security.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 85%.
Emotions: Deep Depths
No one can wake up Virgo’s cold, rational heart better than a Pisces.
• The Perfection Trap: Your understanding can reach points of perfection, but don’t get too caught up in that idea because real life isn’t a fairytale.
• The Warning: You’re both changeable, and things move fast. If you don’t find a balance between reality and dreams, you’ll get disappointed and quit.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 95%.
Values & Activities: Magic and Reality
You both love perfection—Virgo wants a perfect mind, and Pisces wants a perfect emotion.
• The Meeting Point: You both value being flexible and the love you get from each other.
• The Adventure: Virgo might act grumpy about Pisces’ “fairytale” ideas, but they’ll follow along because they’re curious.
• The Magic: Together, you feel like anything is possible—Pisces sees the possibilities, and Virgo makes them come true.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 75% for Values, 99% for Shared Activities.
The Final Meow
You two have the greatest challenges but also the greatest potential for true love in the entire zodiac. You’re changeable, so you might not last if you get bored or dissatisfied. But if you stay together long enough to see the benefits, you might realize this is the only true love you’ll ever find.
Total Incompatibility 14%.
