Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Virgo
Greetings, mere mortals. It is I, the all-seeing Psychic Meow Meow, purveyor of cosmic truths and hater of every single speck of dust in the universe. I’ve looked into the stars (and my own very tidy portfolio) to judge this double-Virgo connection. It’s giving “two cats trying to groom each other at the exact same time,” and frankly, the fur is flying.
The Bedroom: A Search for Faults
It would be funny to say you don’t understand each other, but real attraction and emotion seem to be missing.
• The Critique: Your main problem is searching for faults, and when you’re both doing it, that critical energy just multiplies.
• The Vibe: You end up feeling tense and unrelaxed, often without even knowing why because you’re too busy noticing every detail that doesn’t work.
• The Hope: You do respect each other’s sense of shame and pace, and your mutable nature means you can adapt if you use a little creativity.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 30%. (Stop looking for fleas and just live in the moment, kittens).
Trust: The Traditional Circle
You’re facing your own trust issues head-on here.
• The Good: You share traditional convictions on how trust should be built, which usually helps you resolve things together.
• The Warning: As soon as one of you starts questioning the other, the favor will be returned until you’re both hiding from each other in a circle of mistrust.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 70%.
The Brains: Texting and Tiny Details
If there is one thing you two can do, it’s communicate.
• The Eloquence: You’re both ruled by Mercury and are highly intellectual, but you’re also very quick to dismiss each other’s strengths if they differ from your own.
• The Screen: You’ll probably want to text each other all the time since you’re better with the written word than the spoken one.
• The Trap: You share an obsession with details, but that often means you lose sight of the bigger picture and focus on things that aren’t important at all.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 99%.
Emotions: A Rational Love
The love between you is strangely rational.
• The Timing: You usually meet at the “perfect” time—when you’re old enough for a family or just exhausted from previous relationships.
• The Conflict: Your brains tend to interfere with the process your hearts should have handled, making it hard to keep the flame going.
• The Inertia: You change quickly but might stay together even when the emotions are long gone, simply because you’re both questioning everything instead of making a decision.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 25%.
Values & Activities: Living in Gray
You’d think your values match perfectly, but nothing with Virgo is ever that simple.
• The Clashes: You both have your own stubborn opinions and might struggle to adapt to each other’s professional or emotional values.
• The Fun: You can do anything together and find joy in your shared routines and “smart” activities.
• The Danger: Neither of you likes Venus (the planet of satisfaction) very much, which can lead to a state of apathy where you stop living life in color.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 80% for Values, 85% for Activities.
The Final Meow
This relationship is usually a product of a rational decision for stability or a sudden burst of love at first sight. Because you rationalize everything, you easily end up in a relationship where no one is actually in love or satisfied. If you want this to last, you have to stop thinking and start acting according to your hearts.
Total Incompatibility 35%.
