Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Libra
Step aside, humans! Psychic Meow Meow is here to dish the truth about this Virgo and Libra mess. It’s giving “a perfectionist cat trying to groom a butterfly,” and frankly, I’ve seen more stability in a laser pointer dot.
The Bedroom: A Fairytale Failure
Honestly, this sexual pairing is just a bad choice. Virgo is shy, practical, and relies on their brain, while Libra is an Air sign who couldn’t be more distant from that vibe.
• The Speed Trap: Virgo wants to move slowly, but they rarely catch up to Libra’s “Air” speed unless Libra intentionally slows down.
• The Disappointment: Virgo expects a fairytale based on the image Libra projects, but they’ll just end up finding faults in everything Libra does.
• The Ego Blow: Libra’s self-esteem can’t handle Virgo’s criticism; they’ll end up seeing Virgo as stiff, boring, and emotionally clueless.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 1%. (I’d rather take a bath ).
Trust: Flirting and Hiding
The only reason Virgo doesn’t dismiss Libra instantly is because Libra has a visible need to be fair. But let’s be real—there’s way too much tension here.
• The Social Cat: Shy Virgo cannot understand why Libra needs everything out in the open or why they insist on flirting with everyone who looks decent.
• The Suspicion: Libra doesn’t trust Virgo’s moodiness and thinks their fear of expressing themselves means they are hiding something juicy.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 25%.
Communication: The Business Meeting
You two get along perfectly as long as you’re talking about boring stuff like professional choices, income, and responsibility.
• The Mental Wall: Your connection is purely mental, which actually gets in the way of real love.
• The Freeze: As soon as a real personal issue pops up, the other partner freezes and loses all ability to be compassionate.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 60%. (Great for a spreadsheet, bad for a soul ).
Emotions: The Rational Deception
This is a strange, messy coexistence. You are more prone to emotional separation than almost any other couple.
• The Mask: Libra will try way too hard to be the “voice of reason” to fit Virgo’s expectations, kicking their own emotions to the curb.
• The Wave: Eventually, those suppressed emotions will come back in a giant wave that neither of you can control.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 1%.
Values & Activities: The Ego Bruise
You’ll think you value the same things until you realize it was all a deceit.
• The Shadow Side: You’ll both feel subconsciously guilty for dismissing each other’s feelings, leaving you wondering how you ended up so far apart.
• The Power Struggle: Virgo is fast and mutable, often helping with decisions, but this just bruises Libra’s fragile ego and makes them feel inferior.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 30% for Values, 65% for Activities.
The Final Meow
You might have a nice intellectual bond, but your fragile egos are going to be the end of you. Virgo tries to please by taking over responsibilities, which just makes Libra lose respect for themselves and Virgo. If you don’t fix the disrespect, this ship is sinking.
Total Incompatibility 70%
