Psychic Meow Meow
Scorpio
Aries
Hiss! You have brought me a real atomic bomb of a match to sniff out—the fiery Aries and the intense Scorpio. Trying to keep these two in one basket is like mixing the most aggressive Fire and Water; you might just evaporate or damp each other out until you are both worn out.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this explosive duo:
The Nuclear Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Two Sides of Mars: You are the first breath and the last, an unbreakable bond ruled by instincts and the necessities of the body.
• The Atomic Bomb: If you find a shared language, your sexual connection becomes the “atomic bomb” of all experiences, though it often lacks the tenderness of Venus.
• Simple vs. Serious: Aries likes things “straight” and simple, but Scorpio wants to play games of seduction and merge their very Soul with yours.
• Lie and Die: Trust is easy because you both know the rule: “if you lie, you die”—a small lie can end the bond in a second.
• Possessive Paws: You are both jealous by nature; Aries wants to be the best lover ever, and Scorpio wants to be the only one you’ve ever loved.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a secondary but powerful 99%, and Trust is a solid 90%.
Foot-Tapping and Dark Depths (Communication & Intellect)
• Stop Obsessing: Aries will tap their foot impatiently while Scorpio meows on and on about deep, meaningful things.
• Shallow vs. Dark: Scorpio is too difficult and dark for Aries, and Aries seems far too shallow from Scorpio’s deep perspective.
• Short Conversations: You can both say a lot in just a sentence or two, but that means you might run out of things to talk about in only a couple of minutes.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits a difficult 20%.
Karmic Debts and Different Bravery (Emotions & Values)
• Emotional Cuts: You both try so hard to be strong and “unemotional” that you end up cutting each other deeply until the bond breaks.
• Unfelt Hurts: Scorpio might only be here to pay a karmic debt, getting hurt while Aries never even notices anything happened in Scorpio’s emotional world.
• Knightly Tales vs. Underworlds: Aries thinks bravery is a knight with a sword, but Scorpio thinks it’s brave to sink into the underground of the mind and challenge the devil.
• Obsessive Clearing: You both value things that are concrete, but Scorpio will obsess and dig for new details to “clear up” long after Aries thinks the job is done.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at a freezing 1%, and Values sit at 40%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
Sex is your main shared activity; everything else is secondary. You bring out the worst in each other, moving focused energy in two different directions like a nuclear fusion process that is simply too much to handle.
Total Incompatibility 52%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very brave, deep-diving mouse to finish.
