Psychic Meow Meow
Capricorn
Taurus
Hiss! You have brought me a real mountain of earthly delights to examine—the steady Taurus and the stony Capricorn. While the rest of the world might think you are the most boring pair in the litter box, Psychic Meow Meow knows you are secretly making magic behind closed doors.
I have peered into the steam of a fresh bowl of cream. Here is what I see for this powerful Earth duo:
The Rigid Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• The Perfect Fit: You are both quite rigid when it comes to sex, which is exactly why you make a perfect couple—you finally learn what it means to actually relax.
• No More Showing Off: Once you get cozy, Capricorn stops trying to show off, and Taurus lets go of the fear of getting hurt.
• The Moon Gap: Taurus exalts the Moon while Capricorn isn’t a fan, which can cause an emotional gap if Capricorn has trust issues or if Taurus’s endless need for unconditional love scares the goat away.
• Clean and True: Capricorn thinks lying is stupid and unnecessary, which makes Taurus feel secure enough to stop hiding things.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a purr-worthy 85%, and Trust is a near-perfect 99%.
Earthly Magic (Communication & Intellect)
• Complementary Souls: You complement each other in subtle ways; Taurus teaches the significance of tenderness, while Capricorn teaches how to reach goals without getting distracted by pesky emotions.
• Daily Neglect: Be careful, as a fear of emotion can easily turn into a routine of neglecting your own needs.
• Material Magic: Because you both belong to the Earth element, you can make real magic in the material world once you reconcile your differences.
• The Psychic Score: Communication hits a solid 85%.
The Heart’s Core (Emotions & Values)
• Pattern Breakers: You are both very careful with love, so starting a relationship is like breaking a long-standing pattern.
• Touching the Heart: When Taurus finally digs deep enough to reach Capricorn’s emotional core, it provides an “unbearable satisfaction,” and neither of you will ever want to let go.
• Building an Empire: With shared material values, Taurus motivates while Capricorn leads the way to financial success.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at 90%, and Values sit at 90%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You might look boring on the outside, but your inner activity is exciting and hidden from the world. Taurus mends Capricorn’s tired soul with fine food and joy, while Capricorn motivates Taurus to stop being lazy and start accomplishing goals. If you balance your rest and your work, your creative power will be unreachable for any other sign.
Total Incompatibility 11%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a very stable mountain to nap on.
