Psychic Meow Meow
Capricorn
Libra
Hiss! You have brought me a real mountain of trouble to climb—the airy Libra and the stony Capricorn. This match is like a soldier waiting years to return home to a wife who has spent that time rearranging the furniture out of spite.
I have peered into my crystal yarn ball, and even a psychic cat like me can feel the weight of this “hard” relationship. Here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this duo:
The Long Wait (Intimacy & Trust)
• A Chemistry Drought: When it comes to the bedroom, the first word that comes to my mind is “waiting”. Even though you both think sex is important, you might feel no attraction at all and find your sex life becomes a routine, conservative lecture.
• The Pressure Cooker: You often give in to outer circumstances and feel pressured, which can make your self-esteem suffer.
• Strange Honesty: Surprisingly, you have a very high level of trust. However, if Capricorn is too strict, Libra might start hiding things—not to cheat, but just to protect their own privacy from the judgmental goat.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a chilly 15%, but Trust hits a solid 80%.
Walls of Spite (Communication & Intellect)
• Headstrong Hissing: Libra is usually tactful, but with a Capricorn, they suddenly become headstrong and start talking just out of spite.
• Building Barriers: You two are experts at building walls between each other for reasons no one else understands.
• Problem Solving: If you stay rational, you can have a lot of fun solving serious problems—Libra finds the words, and Capricorn puts them into action. Nothing makes your egos purr louder than resolving a crisis together.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect is a difficult 35%.
Judgmental Ice (Emotions & Values)
• The Emotional Wall: This is the hardest part. Libra’s natural feelings are often held back by fear of judgment, and Capricorn is often that judgmental force holding them down.
• Untouchable Distance: Capricorn’s distance makes them feel “untouchable” to Libra, and if you don’t find a shared language for your feelings, you’ll drift apart.
• Time and Responsibility: You both value time and taking responsibility, which helps you understand your duties toward each other even when you disagree.
• Words vs. Deeds: Libra thinks their mind is their best asset, but Capricorn doesn’t care unless they see material results.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions are a rock-bottom 1%, but Values land at a balanced 50%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
The best thing you can do together is be boring to the rest of the world. You risk falling into a state of hard work and lazy rest with no creativity at all. If you want to stay in the same basket, you must learn to respect emotional value and let each other get angry, cry, or even make a scene once in a while to break the ice.
Total Incompatibility 66%.
Now, leave me be! My psychic whiskers are tired from all this “hard work.”
