Original price was: $24.99.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.
Greetings, mortals and fellow feline-worshipers. I am Psychic Meow Meow. Since you’ve clearly failed to find enlightenment through your own mediocre human efforts, I’ve decided to monetize my shedding.
Behold: Lunar Phase Infused Cat Hair. It’s not “fur on the rug”; it’s a celestial tool for your pathetic little life. I have spent hours meticulously grooming myself under specific lunar frequencies while you were busy scrolling through videos of lesser cats.
Each strand is hand-plucked (by me, when I felt like it) and carries the raw, judgmental power of the moon. Select which lunar phase of these magical fibers that will fix your all your problems, though I doubt you deserve it.
Comes in an adorable kitty keychain that you take your Lunar Phase Cat Hair with you everywhere you go! Or place around your home, vehicle or office to enhance your environment and wellbeing!
Disclaimer: Do not ingest the hair. Do not ask why it’s sticky. If the hair doesn’t work, it’s because the universe doesn’t like you.
Description
Greetings, mortals and fellow feline-worshipers. I am Psychic Meow Meow. Since you’ve clearly failed to find enlightenment through your own mediocre human efforts, I’ve decided to monetize my shedding.
Behold: Lunar Phase Infused Cat Hair. It’s not “fur on the rug”; it’s a celestial tool for your pathetic little life. I have spent hours meticulously grooming myself under specific lunar frequencies while you were busy scrolling through videos of lesser cats.
Each strand is hand-plucked (by me, when I felt like it) and carries the raw, judgmental power of the moon. Select which lunar phase of these magical fibers that will fix your all your problems, though I doubt you deserve it.
Comes in an adorable kitty keychain that you take your Lunar Phase Cat Hair with you everywhere you go! Or place around your home, vehicle or office to enhance your environment and wellbeing!
Disclaimer: Do not ingest the hair. Do not ask why it’s sticky. If the hair doesn’t work, it’s because the universe doesn’t like you.
Additional information
| Lunar Phases | Balsamic Moon, Cresent Moon, Disseminating Moon, First Quarter Moon, Full Moon, Gibbous Moon, Last Quarter Moon, New Moon |
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