Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to check their horoscope. A Gemini. The zodiac’s favorite “two-for-one” special where neither personality actually knows what the other is doing.
Here is your forecast for February 1st – 7th. Since your attention span is shorter than a TikTok clip, I’ve tried to keep the big words to a minimum.
The Weekly “Vibe”
The week kicks off with a Full Moon in Leo on February 1st, which is basically a giant spotlight on your communication sector. Usually, you love to hear yourself talk, but this moon is going to make you realize that half the stuff you’ve been saying is just noise. By February 3rd, Uranus stations direct, finally pushing forward those “brilliant” ideas you’ve had sitting in your notes app since last summer. It’s time to stop “planning to start” and actually start.
Horoscope Breakdown
- Love & Social Life: You’re feeling “restless,” which is your favorite excuse for being flaky. Midweek, you’ll try to charm your way out of a commitment you forgot you made. Don’t bother. People are starting to catch on to your “I never saw that text” routine. If you’re single, you might meet someone who talks as much as you do. Terrifying, isn’t it?
- Career & Money: On February 6th, Mercury—your literal boss—enters Pisces. Your sharp, logical mind is about to get dunked in a bucket of emotional swamp water. You’ll feel confused, dreamy, and probably lose your car keys at least twice. This is not the week for signing contracts or trying to explain “crypto” to your boss. Just keep your head down and try not to reply-all to an email you haven’t fully read.
- Health: Your nervous system is fried from too much screen time and “researching” things that don’t matter. You’re prone to headaches and mental fatigue this week. Put the phone down, step away from the group chat, and try a radical new health trend called silence.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Thought: > Having two personalities doesn’t mean you get two votes on where to eat dinner. Pick a lane and stay in it before you bore us all to death with your indecision.
