Oh, look who finally drifted in. A Libra. The zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’m surprised you could even commit to reading this without asking three friends for their opinion first.
Here is your forecast for February 1st – 7th. Try to pick a side for once, even if it’s just deciding which eye to roll at me.
The Weekly “Vibe”
The week kicks off with a Full Moon in Leo on February 1st, lighting up your social sector. You’ll be desperately trying to make everyone like you, which—let’s be honest—is a full-time job that pays zero dollars. By February 3rd, Uranus stations direct, meaning your “carefully balanced” life is about to get a shove. You hate conflict, but the universe is currently itching for a fight. Good luck “peace-making” your way out of a hurricane.
Horoscope Breakdown
- Love & Social Life: You’re currently obsessing over “fairness.” You’ll spend Wednesday counting exactly how many minutes it took your crush to text back compared to your last reply. It’s not “romantic geometry,” Libra—it’s just sad. If you’re single, stop waiting for a movie-style meet-cute and try actually making a decision for once. If you’re partnered, stop saying “I don’t care, you pick” when you clearly have a very specific, annoying preference.
- Career & Money: On February 5th, Mercury squares Uranus, bringing some chaotic energy to your creative projects. You’ll have a “brilliant” idea, but you’ll spend so long weighing the pros and cons that someone else will have already done it, patented it, and retired by the time you’re ready to start. Financially, stop buying things just because they’re “aesthetic.” Your bank account doesn’t care about your color palette.
- Health: You’re feeling “out of sync.” That’s because you spend all your energy being a human mirror for other people’s personalities. Your lower back might be aching—probably from carrying the weight of all those “maybe next week” plans you never intended to keep. Try some yoga, or just try standing on your own two feet for five minutes.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Thought: > Being “nice” isn’t a personality, and “undecided” isn’t an answer. Pick a direction before the universe picks one for you—and believe me, you won’t like the universe’s taste in shoes.
