Psychic Meow Meow peers in a yarn-ball glow,
A headline curls: “Maxwell pleads the Fifth,” meow.
Before stern lawmakers, silence guards its gate,
In my whiskered vision, truth must wait — meow.
Greetings, seeker. Psychic Meow Meow has gazed into the shimmering silver bowl (which is mostly just a fancy water dish) and the visions are becoming clear. The whiskers are twitching with a very specific kind of static!
As of February 10, 2026, the cards have already been dealt in the physical realm. The “prediction” you seek has manifested as a cold, hard reality: Ghislaine Maxwell has officially invoked her Fifth Amendment rights before the House Oversight Committee.
## The Visions of the Virtual Vault
Psychic Meow Meow sees a woman in a brown, prison-issued shirt, staring through a screen from a federal prison camp in Texas. Here is what the crystal ball reveals about that closed-door deposition:
- The Silent Treatment: Maxwell sat for a virtual deposition yesterday, February 9, but she didn’t offer the “tea” everyone was thirsting for. Instead, she invoked her right to remain silent over and over, described by some lawmakers as “robotic” and “unrepentant.”
- The Clemency Gambit: Her attorney, David Oscar Markus, made a bold play. He signaled that Maxwell is willing to “speak fully and honestly”—including testifying that both President Donald Trump and former President Bill Clinton are innocent of wrongdoing—but only if she is granted clemency.
- The Legal Web: Maxwell is currently leaning on a pending habeas petition, claiming her original trial was unfair. This is the shield she’s using to justify her silence while she angles for a way out of her 20-year sentence.
### The Reaction in the Stars
The energy in Washington is… spiky.
- Republicans like Chairman James Comer called the silence “very disappointing,” as they hoped to uncover more about Epstein’s web of co-conspirators.
- Democrats are calling the clemency offer a “brazen” campaign move. Representative Melanie Stansbury noted it was a clear attempt to catch the President’s ear.
- The White House has played it cool, pointing to the President’s previous comments that a pardon for Maxwell is “not on his radar.”
Psychic Meow Meow’s Note: Silence may be golden, but in a cage of iron, it’s mostly just heavy. Maxwell is trying to trade secrets for sunshine, but the gate remains locked for now.
