Taurus: The “Stubbornly Stagnant” Week
March 15th – 21st, 2026
Overview: A Boulder in a Purple Scarf
Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde until the 20th, and because you’re a Taurus, you’ve decided the best way to handle this is to simply stop moving altogether. You call it “patience”; the rest of us call it “being a roadblock.” You’ll spend most of the week digging your heels into a decision that was probably wrong back in February.
Career & Tech: Manual Labor
You’re going to be hit with a wave of “urgent” requests that you’ll ignore until Thursday because they “interrupt your flow.”
- The Glitch: Your ruling planet, Venus, is in Aries, making you want to spend money you haven’t earned yet.
- The Stock Market Trap: You’re eyeing a “stable” stock pick. Psychic Meow Meow says that “stability” is actually just the stock flatlining before it drops. If you trade on the 18th (New Moon), you might as well mail your wallet to the exchange directly. It’ll save time.
Relationships: Comfort or Coma?
You’re seeking “security,” which in your world means eating the same purple snacks on the same silver plate while refusing to answer your phone. Your friends are tired of your “my way or the highway” attitude, especially since your way usually involves a couch.
- The Vibe: A frozen loading screen.
- Warning: On the 19th, someone will try to change your mind about a minor detail. Try not to blow a fuse; your blood pressure isn’t a tech support ticket you can just close.
Finance: The Luxury Tax
You have a sudden urge to buy high-end “ergonomic” equipment that you don’t need.
- The Reality: You just want a fancy chair to nap in.
- Psychic Meow Meow’s Insight: Save the silver coins for her treats. Mercury goes direct on the 20th, and you’ll realize that “essential” purchase was just a symptom of boredom.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Word: “I watched you try to do a push-up on Tuesday and you just stayed on the floor for three minutes. That’s your spirit animal right now: a rug. Mercury goes direct on Friday—maybe you’ll finally find the motivation to clean my purple bedding. Until then, stay out of my sunbeam.”
