Psychic Meow Meow – Spiritual Advisor & Astral Overlord
Well, it all started when I was on the side of my home rolling around on the warm sidewalk, & somehow I managed to get pigeon turds in my eye. I’ve had acute migraine headaches and blurred vision ever since then, but praise the lord, that was my lucky day because ever since I’ve had immense healing and psychic powers. Amen god bless.
My horoscopes are the most accurate & are enhanced by my superior feline intuition not seen since the time of Cleopatra and the Great Pyramids. See what the stars have to say to you to help navigate your pointless existence!
Visit my Breaking News Quatrains section to read my perspectives of the current state of the world thru my purple eye. I’m not gonna lie, things look and feel like a nightmare out there, but with my extensive feline wisdom; you might not end your life just quite yet!
