I chase bright sequins through the night,
Where every foxtrot courts the light.
The Mirrorball hums, “All paws take chance”—
Fate keeps score, but joy leads every dance.
The rhythmic thrum of the cosmos is beating to a distinctly Latin tempo this week. As Venus glides harmoniously into Leo, the dance floor of destiny has been illuminated: the official cast for Dancing with the Stars Season 35 was revealed on Good Morning America, and my whiskers are practically buzzing with ballroom predictions.
The star map shows a volatile, star-studded mix of ’90s royalty, Olympic gold, viral internet icons, and reality TV chaos. The spirits have entered the ballroom, and here is what the crystal ball reveals for the contender lineup kicking off September 15th.
The Spiritual Reading: The Full Season 35 Roster & Partners
My tarot deck scattered across the rug this morning, leaving a stark look at the couples vying for the Mirrorball Trophy:
- The Sun Card — Julia Stiles & Ezra Sosa: The Save the Last Dance nostalgia energy is overwhelming. The cards show a massive wave of fan support pulling Julia deep into the competition.
- The Chariot — Amber Glenn & Pasha Pashkov: Fresh off her figure skating gold at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics, Amber brings raw momentum and elite footwork. The stars predict she’ll be an immediate judges’ favorite.
- The Star — Ezra Frech & Daniella Karagach: The two-time Paralympic gold medalist is partnered with one of the most creative choreographers in the building. Expect explosive, emotional routines that dominate the online voting.
- The Empress — Jenna Dewan & Val Chmerkovskiy: A professional dancer returning to her roots. The cosmic currents indicate early 10s on the leaderboard, though the “rhythm ring” warns of high expectations.
- Wheel of Fortune — Taylor Hanson & Britt Stewart: The ’90s pop-rock icon brings natural musicality. If he can translate his keyboard rhythm to his hips, he’ll be a dark horse contender.
Full Official Cast Breakdown
| Celebrity | Known For | Pro Partner | Cosmic Aura |
| Tatyana Ali | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | Jan Ravnik | High Nostalgia Energy |
| Tyler Cameron | The Bachelorette | Sharna Burgess | Charming / Fan Favorite |
| Giada De Laurentiis | Celebrity Chef | Alan Bersten | Fiery Precision |
| Jenna Dewan | Step Up / Actress | Val Chmerkovskiy | Technical Powerhouse |
| Ezra Frech | Paralympic Gold Medalist | Daniella Karagach | High Intensity & Inspiration |
| Amber Glenn | Olympic Gold Figure Skater | Pasha Pashkov | Grace Under Pressure |
| Taylor Hanson | Hanson Frontman | Britt Stewart | Rhythm & Melodic Flow |
| Maura Higgins | Love Island / The Traitors | Mark Ballas | Wildcard Energy |
| Conner Leavitt | Secret Lives of Mormon Wives | Adele Zaikman | Unexpected Virality |
| Ciara Miller | Summer House | Brandon Armstrong | Glamour & Grace |
| Sarah Jane Nader | Love Thy Nader | Hailey Bills | Modern Youth Magnetism |
| Jackson Olson | Savannah Bananas Player | Emma Slater | Showmanship & Chaos |
| Guillermo Rodriguez | Jimmy Kimmel Live! | Witney Carson | Pure Joy & Crowd-Pleaser |
| Harry Shum Jr. | Glee / Grey’s Anatomy | Jenna Johnson | Natural Flow & Precision |
| Julia Stiles | Film & TV Star | Ezra Sosa | Deep Iconic Charisma |
| Connor Wood | Comedian / Fibula | Rylee Arnold | Youth Vote Disruptor |
Cosmic Predictions for the Season Ahead
- The Final Four Transit: The stars foresee an ultimate showdown between Jenna Dewan, Amber Glenn, Ezra Frech, and Harry Shum Jr. The sheer technical ability in this group will shatter previous scoring records.
- The Audience Favorite Surge: Watch out for Savannah Bananas sensation Jackson Olson and Jimmy Kimmel sidekick Guillermo Rodriguez. The transit of Mercury suggests their comedic charm and viral routines will keep them safe well past more technical dancers.
- The Mirrorball Champion: My crystal ball shows a shiny, mirrored orb resting in the hands of an athlete. The cosmic edge currently tilts toward Amber Glenn & Pasha Pashkov, whose figure skating precision translates seamlessly into ballroom dominance.
Get your voting fingers ready—the spirits promise a season full of high scores, shock eliminations, and glittering magic!
