Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Listen up, “visionary”. The Sun shifts into Libra on September 22nd, which is supposed to bring balance and harmony to your life—not that you’d know what to do with either. You like to act like you’re the most open-minded, detached intellectual in the room, but let’s be honest: you’re just emotionally unavailable with a Wi-Fi connection.
This week, the universe is giving you a massive reality check. By the time the Aries Full Moon hits on September 26th, your grand, idealistic theories about humanity are going to collide with actual, real-world human behavior. Guess what? People aren’t logical, and no, a 40-minute unsolicited rant about how society should function isn’t going to fix your messy personal life.
Stop ghosting people who expect basic human decency from you, wipe the smudges off your screen, and try doing something revolutionary for once—like listening.
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: Get over yourself. You aren’t a misunderstood genius; you’re just annoying.
