Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Congratulations, main character. The week kicks off with the Sun shifting into your opposite sign, Libra, on September 22nd. That means the universe is forcing a spotlight directly on your total inability to compromise. You love to call yourself a “passionate leader,” but everyone else calls you an impatient bulldozer with anger management issues.
Everything peaks on September 26th with the Full Moon in your sign. Expect your impulse control to completely disintegrate. You’re going to feel an overwhelming urge to pick a fight, start a unnecessary crusade, or throw a cosmic temper tantrum because someone took more than three seconds to respond to your text.
Before you blow up your relationships just to prove a point no one asked about, take a deep breath. Channel that aggressive, unhinged energy into something useful—like screaming into a pillow or finally finishing one of the forty projects you started and abandoned this year.
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: Nobody is trying to sabotage you. You’re just bad at teamwork. Calm down.
