Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Gather ’round, everyone’s favorite self-appointed royalty. The Sun slides into Libra on September 22nd, lighting up your communication zone, which means your ego is about to demand an absolute monopoly on every conversation in a five-mile radius. You love to act like you’re dispensing priceless wisdom, but let’s be real: you’re just addicted to hearing your own voice.
Then the Aries Full Moon flares up on September 26th, sending your dramatic flair straight into hyperdrive. You’re going to throw a full-blown existential crisis over something completely trivial, like someone not complimenting your outfit or daring to scroll on their phone while you were mid-anecdote. You think the universe revolves around you, but the universe is actually just trying to figure out how to put you on mute.
If people aren’t giving you a standing ovation this week, it’s not because they’re “intimidated by your light.” It’s because you’re exhausting.
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: Step out of the spotlight, sit down, and let someone else speak. The world is a stage, but nobody bought tickets to your one-man show.
