Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Oh look, it’s the resident edge-lord of the zodiac. You’re sitting there in your corner, lurking in the shadows, convinced that you’re a dark, mysterious mastermind who controls the room. In reality, everyone just thinks you’re weirdly intense and desperately in need of a lighthearted hobby.
On September 22nd, the Sun slides into Libra, hitting your zone of subconscious baggage and secrets. You’ll probably spend the week concocting absurd conspiracy theories about why your friends haven’t texted you back, obsessively digging through old social media posts, and plotting revenge for a slight that literally never happened. Your paranoia isn’t “keen intuition”—it’s an exhaustion hazard for everyone around you.
Then comes the Aries Full Moon on September 26th, blowing up your daily routine and work sector. All that bitter, secretive resentment you’ve been brooding over is going to boil over, likely resulting in an embarrassing outburst over a minor inconvenience.
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: Nobody is plotting your demise. Put down the revenge dossier, unclench your jaw, and go outside.
