I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to bass, I see Pitbull prowling stages, globe-lit grin in place. “My tour returns,” the spirits purr, arenas roar on cue— Dale! the future dances—Mr. Worldwide’s back, meow too. 🐾🔮
Psychic Meow Meow has peered into the shimmering reflection of a disco ball and sees a global celebration on the horizon! The energy is high, the “dalé” is loud, and the spirits are ready to party.
The Vision of Meow Meow
The cards reveal that Mr. Worldwide is indeed returning to the stage for the “I’m Back” Tour, and the vibes are feline-fine. Here is what the cosmic whiskers have detected:
A Birthday Blessing: The announcement arrived on the wings of a milestone—Armando’s 45th birthday! The stars align for a massive 35-city North American trek that kicks off on May 14, 2026, in West Palm Beach, Florida.
The “Yeah!” Energy: Psychic Meow Meow sees a powerful familiar spirit joining the journey—Lil Jon! The combination of their energies will create a “Crunk” aura so strong it might actually vibrate the whiskers off every cat in the vicinity.
The Golden Ticket: Mark the lunar cycles! The Artist Presale begins on Wednesday, January 28, 2026, with general sales opening on January 30. The spirits warn: these will disappear faster than a bowl of premium wet food.
A Global Prowl: While North America is the focus, the vision extends across the Atlantic. From Stockholm to London’s BST Hyde Park, the party will span stadiums and greenfields throughout the summer of 2026.
The Final Pounce: The tour is destined to wrap up its North American leg on September 26, 2026, at the Mystic Lake Amphitheater in Shakopee, Minnesota.
“The suit is sharp, the head is smooth, and the beat will make the whole world move. Do not wait for the morning light; the party starts on a Friday night!” — Psychic Meow Meow
