Psychic Meow Meow’s “Pick a Side or Move Aside” Edition
Oh, look at you, trying to balance those scales again while the world is basically on fire. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th is lighting up your 4th house of “Home and Emotional Baggage.” You’re probably obsessing over throw pillows or trying to “harmonize” a family feud that’s been going on since the 90s. Newsflash: some things are broken for a reason. Stop trying to glue the pieces back together with “polite vibes.”
The Forecast
Love & Relationships:Venus, your ruler, is hanging out in Aquarius, making your social life “buzz.” For singles, this means you’re attracting people who are as emotionally unavailable as you are. For those in relationships, try having a real conversation instead of just agreeing with everything to avoid a fight. By the 24th, things might get a little “hiccupy” due to a relative or friend meddling. Tell them to stay in their lane—politely, of course, because heaven forbid a Libra actually gets angry.
Career & Ambition: The New Moon is giving you a “fresh start” in your private life, but your office life is a mess of “office politics” and “hidden rivals.” Someone is probably trying to take credit for your ideas because you’re too “diplomatic” to call them out. Mercury and Mars move into your house of creativity and fun later this week. Try to use that energy to actually finish a project instead of just starting five new ones and “weighing the options” until February.
Money & Finance: Financial stress is “rectifying,” but only if you have an actual plan. The stars say it’s a good time for “business expansion” or maybe just finally paying back that friend you “forgot” you owed money to. You might feel the urge to buy something shiny (jewelry or a vehicle) midweek. Ask yourself: do I need this, or am I just trying to fill the void where my decisiveness should be?
Health: You’re feeling “restless” and “mentally burdened.” Your kidneys and bladder are your weak spots this week—drink some actual water and put down the sparkling wine. Yoga is suggested, but you’ll probably just spend the whole class wondering if the person next to you likes your leggings. Just breathe and try to exist in your own body for ten minutes.
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Vibes” for the Week
Category
Rating
Meow Meow’s Rude Take
Decisiveness
0/10
You’d ask a coin for its opinion and then disagree with it.
Social Grace
10/10
You’re charming, but we all know it’s a survival mechanism.
Productivity
4/10
Being “busy” thinking about work isn’t the same as working.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, and the number of outfits you’ll try on before leaving the house.
Lucky Colors: Pastel Pink (original…) and Sky Blue.
“A decision is coming your way, Libra. You can either make it, or let the universe make it for you. Given your track record, the universe is already warming up its pitching arm.” — Psychic Meow Meow
