Psychic Meow Meow
Aquarius
Taurus
Listen up, humans. I’ve been staring into the cosmic milk bowl again, and I’ve found a real head-scratcher: the Bull and the Water-Bearer. This is a collision of a “small town” attitude and a condo on the 67th floor. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on these two outcasts.
The Mismatched Bedroom
The slow, tender Bull is going to be ridiculously annoyed by the weird and changeable nature of the Water-Bearer. Usually, they aren’t even attracted to each other; one thinks the other is boring, and the other thinks they’re crazy. They want different things: Taurus wants an unbreakable partnership, while Aquarius wants to be free of all earthly attachments. If they could ever respect each other’s differences, they might awaken a creative and motivating side, but they rarely get that far.
- Intimacy Score: 15%
The Circle of Lies
Trust is a disaster here. Taurus is filled with guilt and self-criticism, which Aquarius finds totally obsolete and boring. This “righteous” attitude from Aquarius scares Taurus into hiding how they really feel. Unless the Bull gets brave and the Water-Bearer stops acting so superior, they’ll just end up in a circle of mistrust that can’t be fixed.
- Trust Score: 20%
The Reality Check
These two are so far apart they might not find anything to talk about. Aquarius has all these bright, high-flying ideas, and Taurus just puts them through a sieve of “reality” until they seem impossible. Aquarius sees the Bull as a boring roadblock to progress, and Taurus just wants to walk while Aquarius is buying a plane ticket.
- Intellect Score: 10%
The Middle Ground
Taurus rarely falls for an Aquarius because they don’t see anything they like in that distant, chilly nature. But there’s a trick: if Taurus can see the stable side of Aquarius, and Aquarius spots the “inner child” in the Bull, they might discover they actually belong together.
- Emotions Score: 15%
Flying vs. Tying
Their values are a total mess. One wants to be tied down to material things and grounded behavior, and the other just wants to fly away in any shape or form. They can have fun for a short time, but once the Bull’s energy for “new things” runs out, they just want to go home for dinner. Aquarius, of course, wants to stay on the move.
- Values Score: 1%
- Shared Activities Score: 5%
The Final Purr
These two are from different worlds, but they have a weird connection because their ruling planets both rotate in the opposite direction of everyone else. They are two outcasts standing out together. It’s a challenge, but they have the opportunity for a “love” that happens over and over—if they can just stop searching for something else.
Total Incompatibility: 89%
