Psychic Meow Meow
Aquarius
Scorpio
Listen up, humans. I’ve been staring into the cosmic abyss again, and I’ve found a real high-voltage disaster: the Scorpion and the Water-Bearer. This is a collision of deep, dark waters and unpredictable lightning. Here is the Psychic Meow Meow report on this intense duo.
The Battle Arena
When these two meet, things get intense. They represent ultimate sexual freedom with zero restrictions, but finding a balance is like trying to herd cats. Scorpio is a hungry, emotional hunter, while Aquarius just wants to be free of all boundaries. They are both stubborn “fixed” signs, so don’t expect either to change their nature easily. If they break up, expect them to absolutely despise everything they once shared.
- Intimacy Score: 40%
The Trust Meltdown
How do two honest signs have such a problem trusting each other? It’s simple: the closer they get, the worse it gets. As soon as Scorpio tries to “tame” the Aquarius or act like they “belong” to them, Aquarius will launch a forceful counterattack. One hint of manipulation and this whole thing tears apart in minutes.
- Trust Score: 1%
Deep Thoughts and Static Changes
If they can stop being so stubborn, their conversations are incredible because neither one cares about boring small talk. Scorpio adores the intellectual strength of the Aquarius and can actually help them turn their crazy ideas into reality. They both feel like outcasts who don’t understand society. Their biggest problem? They are both “static” in their ways and forget to actually treasure each other.
- Intellect Score: 50%
The Obsession Rollercoaster
If love happens, Scorpio usually falls into an obsessive mess while Aquarius stays totally uninterested. Aquarius pulls away the second they feel obligated to do anything. For this to work, Scorpio has to realize their partner will never “belong” to them, and Aquarius has to actually confront their own emotional depth for once.
- Emotions Score: 1%
Risks and Rebels
They both value excitement and change, but that’s about it. Aquarius wants independence; Scorpio wants deep commitment. Their best dates involve taking big risks—think parachute jumping or a night at the casino. They should probably stick to intellectual competitions so they can fight in a “healthy” way.
- Values Score: 30%
- Shared Activities Score: 60%
The Final Purr
Some might call this a “karmic” relationship where you were enemies in a past life. Scorpio represents the emotions we don’t want to deal with, and Aquarius represents the thoughts we aren’t ready for. They are both rebels who will bring massive change to each other’s lives—if they don’t finish each other off first.
Total Incompatibility: 70%
