Capricorn Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Well, well, well. If it isn’t Capricorn. The cosmic corporate drone who thinks a spreadsheet is a personality trait. Let…
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Cancer Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Cancer Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who dragged themselves out of their shell. Cancer. The eternal doormat and professional crier of the zodiac. Let…
Aries Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Aries Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Great, another Aries knocking on my door. Let me guess, you’re bored, impatient, and looking for someone to blame for…
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh look, it’s Aquarius. The “special snowflake” of the zodiac. Let me knock the dust off my crystal ball and…
Taylor Swift Returns to Country Roots with New Song for ‘Toy Story 5′
Psychic Meow Meow bats a crystal string,And hears old country echoes softly sing;Taylor rides back home with toys along the way,Where boots, hearts, and friendship steal the play. Oh, look…
Golden Knights’ McNabb Taken to Hospital After Taking 87 MPH Puck to Face
Psychic Meow Meow squints through whiskers bright,And spies a frozen comet screaming through the night;Poor McNabb met a puck that flew with dragon’s pace,Now heal, brave knight, and soon reclaim…
Veteran Actor James Handy Fatally Stabbed in Tarzana
Psychic Meow Meow peers through moonlit yarn,And sees old stage-lights gutter, grief-worn and torn;James Handy’s final curtain fell in Tarzana’s gloom,While fate hissed from the shadows and prowled the room.…
Lena the Plug Files for Divorce From Adam22
My crystal saucer softly shook,As fate rewrote a well-known book;Two paths diverged where one had wound—And separate pawprints marked the ground. 🐾🔮✨ Oh look, another tragic chapter in the absolute…
Senate Republicans Drop Trump Ballroom Funding
I peered through whiskers, stars, and gloom,And glimpsed a vanished ballroom room;The Senate cats pulled back the thread—The funding mouse escaped instead. 🐾🔮🏛️ Oh, great. More human politics. Because nothing…
Knicks Win Game 1 of the NBA Finals
I twitched my tail and saw the signs,Through crystal yarn and moonlit lines;The Knicks took Game 1, just as I foretold—New York’s dream glows bright in orange and gold. 🐾🔮🏀…
‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Premiere Reveals First Five Couples & Possibly a Scorching Case of Herpes
I, Psychic Meow Meow, peer through villa fire and sun,Five couples pair off swiftly, flirting just for fun;Yet whispers ride the trade winds of a scandal yet to surface,A scorching…
First look at God of War Laufey
I, Psychic Meow Meow, blink thrice at fate’s bright door,And glimpse fair Laufey walking through the God of War;The forests hush, the runes awake, old secrets start to stir,For every…