Scorpio March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who emerged from the shadows. It’s Scorpio, the zodiac’s resident “edge-lord.” Psychic Meow Meow was busy staring into the void (which was…
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Sagittarius March 1 – 7, 2026
Sagittarius March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Sagittarius, the zodiac’s resident “wanderer” who is usually just wandering away from their responsibilities. Psychic Meow…
Pisces March 1 – 7, 2026
Pisces March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, great. The cosmic “dreamer” wants to know their future. Psychic Meow Meow was perfectly content staring at a sunbeam, but if you absolutely…
Libra March 1 – 7, 2026
Libra March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who finally sashayed into the room. It’s Libra, the zodiac’s human scales, who can’t even decide between two types of milk without…
Leo March 1 – 7, 2026
Leo March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who’s here. The “king” of the jungle has deigned to ask for a status update. Psychic Meow Meow was busy chasing a…
Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026
Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, the celestial chatterbox has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important staring contest with a dust mote, but…
Capricorn March 1 – 7, 2026
Capricorn March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped working for three seconds to check their future. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s human spreadsheet. Psychic Meow Meow was busy…
Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026
Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, great. The cosmic wet blanket has arrived. Grab a tissue, Cancer, because Psychic Meow Meow is currently hacking up a hairball that has…
Aries March 1 – 7, 2026
Aries March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who decided the universe revolves around them again. Typical Aries. Put down the matches and listen up, because Psychic Meow Meow is…
Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026
Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on a warm server, but since you’re clearly incapable of navigating a single week without celestial hand-holding, Psychic Meow…
Netflix ditches deal for Warner Bros. Discovery
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I nap on contracts torn in two,Netflix drops the Warner deal — a shinier bid breaks through.Paramount’s offer glows the brightest in my crystal food…
Democrats Fume After Boebert Leaks Deposition Photo of Hillary Clinton
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I read the headline in the litter box glow,Democrats hiss and bristle as Boebert lets a secret photo go.A deposition snapshot of Hillary drifts through…