Capricorn May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23) Saturn is squaring your sense of humor, which shouldn’t be a problem since you don’t…
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Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (May 17 – 23)
Cancer May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (May 17 – 23) The Moon is shifting, and big surprise—you’re already leaking tears about it. Get a grip.…
Weekly Horoscope: Aries (May 17 – 23)
Aries May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aries (May 17 – 23) The Sun is in Taurus, which means the universe is finally slowing down. Too bad…
Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23)
Aquarius May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in Pisces, and frankly, I wish I were too. Listen up, you…
Pentagon Officials Stunned by Hegseth Decision on Troops in Poland
Psychic Meow Meow bats maps across the floor:“Generals blink twice, then quietly blink more.Troops shift like shadows on a checkerboard at dawn—while diplomats hiss softly from the lawn.” The air…
Drake Drops Three Albums at Once
Psychic Meow Meow kneads vinyl clouds at three:“Why drop one moon when you can flood the sea?Three albums tumble from the Toronto sky—even the pigeons hum hooks as they fly.”…
FBI Offers $200,000 for ex-Air Force Specialist Charged with Spying for Iran
Psychic Meow Meow peers through tuna fumes at dawn:“Two hundred grand for ghosts already gone.A spy trades wings for desert static’s hymn—while alley cats keep better secrets than them.” Listen…
Instagram Launches New Instants Photo Feature
Psychic Meow Meow blinked with neon grace,“Instants now trap every fleeting face.A thousand moments vanish with a swipe—Yet every ghost still lives within the hype.” The cosmic litter box is…
Xi Warns Mishandling Taiwan Will Put U.S.-China Relations in ‘Great Jeopardy’
Psychic Meow Meow purred beside the flame,“Taiwan’s thin strait may set the seas aflame.Xi casts a warning through the thundered sky—Great jeopardy awaits if fools reply.” The celestial whiskers are…
‘Chud the Builder’ Shot, Charged with Attempted Murder
Psychic Meow Meow arched her spine at dawn,“Chud the Builder’s mask and luck are gone.Shot in the chaos, now the court’s dark murmur—Brick by brick he’s charged with attempted murder.”…
Trump Shares Post Calling for Obama’s Arrest
Psychic Meow Meow gazed deep into the satellite glow,“Old rivals cast long shadows wherever headlines go.One hand posts sparks at midnight, one ghost walks through the past—And cable prophets feast…
Retail Giant Slashes Hundreds of Corporate Jobs
Psychic Meow Meow stirred tea leaves with a twitching paw,“The boardroom smiles obey the ancient profit law.When hundreds lose their badges, the stock charts softly cheer—But haunted printers whisper names…