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Celtics Sending Brown to 76ers for George, & Picks
I see the shamrocks make a strange exchange:Brown for George? The spirits rearrange.With picks they bargain—destiny just flicks its tail…Or maybe it’s a furball. Time will tell. Psychic Meow Meow…
Mitch McConnell: Either He’s Alive or He’s dead, or The Cops Got Him… or They Don’t
I scry the yarn where futures spread:“Either he’s alive or he’s dead.Or the cops got him… or they don’t—” I purr.“The cosmos shrugs. My whiskers won’t.” Psychic Meow Meow peers…
Voters Are Angry With Washington, and Other Takeaways From The Colorado Primaries
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The ballot scratches at the gate;Echoes from the mountains whisper, ‘Patience bends to fate.’When distant thrones forget the paws that till the land,The wind deals fresh…
Kawhi Leonard is Headed Back to Toronto
Psychic Meow Meow blinked, “The North still hums his name;A quiet paw returns where once it lit the flame.Whether dream or destiny, the maple leaves all lean—The moon keeps one…
Dead Baby is Found in a Portable Toilet at a Music Festival in Michigan
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The blue door kept its silent vow;A song was born, then lost between the dust and now.When festivals forget the fragile hearts they bear,Even the wind…
The Strawberry Moon Rose on June 29. Here’s What to Expect from June’s Full Moon
Psychic Meow Meow blinked at June’s bright prize:“The Strawberry Moon will sweetly rule the night.Lift whiskers high—let wonder fill your eyes;Even dreams look riper in its silver light.” Oh, great.…
Supreme Court Blocks Failed Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore from $8.2M Defamation Award
I pawed the moon and read its silver gleam:“No fortune waits where wounded egos roar.”The high court shut the door on that grand dream—Eight-point-two million slips from Roy Moore. Oh,…
Portland Trail Blazers Officially Acquire Ja Morant
From the velvet void I purr and prophesy:Rip City’s stars now twirl in crimson light.Ja Morant joins the Blazers—so says destiny;Psychic Meow Meow kneads tomorrow into tonight. Oh, look. The…
Hornets Trade Veteran Miles Bridges to Suns
The crystal yarn rolls west beneath a desert sky,“Hornets shed old stripes; bright Suns come prowling by.Every trade’s a doorway—some close, some softly gleam…Trust the paw that follows fate, not…
Hovland Rings Up 1st Win of Year, Beating Scheffler in Travelers Playoff
Psychic Meow Meow twitched a velvet ear:“The putter purrs when endings hover near.Hovland claims the sun; Scheffler yields the moon—A playoff’s final pawprint changes fate by noon.” Ah, the spirits…
Memorable Moments From The 2026 BET Awards
Psychic Meow Meow kneads stardust in the air:“Teyana’s tears, Lauryn’s crown—fates purred everywhere.A note so long it tangled moons, while laughter stole the mic…The 2026 BETs left nine lives’ worth…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope June 28th – July 4th, 2026
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Your Weekly Outlook: Your Spreadsheet of Life is Corrupted Oh, joy. It’s Virgo—the sign that genuinely believes the universe would cease to function if…