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Journalist Don Lemon taken into custody
Iâm Psychic Meow Meow, paws on tomorrowâs glow,I see a headline shimmer about Don Lemon â but I donât knowâŠCustody or rumor? My whiskers twitch in doubt,Check your sources, human…
Jose Mourinho apologized to Ălvaro Arbeloa over goal celebration
I, Psychic Meow Meow, saw pride take a knee:A goal leapt the fence, then came âpardon me.âMourinho purrs sorry, claws tucked from the roar,Even sharp cats learn grace after scoring…
Elon Musk says Tesla ending Models S and X production, converting Fremont factory lines to make Optimus robots
I, Psychic Meow Meow, twitch whiskersâoh my:The sleek metal cats take a nap, say goodbye.Old lines reborn where the tin kittens bloom,Fremont hums prophecy: robots soon groom. đ±đ€ Cracks whiskers…
Nicki Minaj calls herself Trump’s ‘No. 1 fan’
I, Psychic Meow Meow, read whiskers and stars:A pop queen purrs loud for a mogul of bars.âNumber one fan,â she meows to the night,The future curls tailâuncertain, I puke up…
Doomsday Clock 2026: Scientists set new time
Psychic Meow Meow circles the ticking clock, whiskers aflutter:âThey nudged the hands closer, a nervous little creep,Midnight purrs louder while humans donât sleepâTime meows warnings; will you finally listen?â đŸâ°đź…
Bill Belichick snubbed by Pro Football Hall of Fame voters in first year of eligibility
Psychic Meow Meow squints at the playbook of fate:âSix rings gleam, yet the door stayed shut this year,Voters hissed ânot yet,â though destinyâs clearâPatience, hooman: legends nap before theyâre enshrined.â…
Asked about Ilhan Omar being accosted, Trumpâs ugly response spoke volumes
Psychic Meow Meow peers through time, tail twitching slow:âWhen asked of Omarâs trial by heckle and shove,The loud man hissed back spite, not care nor loveâSilence meows truth: his answer…
Keurig coffee pods face recall over major labeling error
Iâm Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff futures in mugs,Keurig pods trembleâlabels chasing their tugs;My whiskers foresee a recall, hiss and stir,Read twice, dear humansâwhatâs brewed matters, purr. The Bitter Brew…
Kanye West apologizes for antisemitic behavior, again
Iâm Psychic Meow Meow, I knead time with a paw,I sense Ye says sorryâagainâsoftening law;My whiskers hope words turn to deeds that stay true,For apologies land best when compassion comes…
Greg Bovino set to flee Minneapolis to Argentina; (correction California)
Iâm Psychic Meow Meow, I purr and I peer,Greg Bovino hums Minneapolis near;I saw Argentinaâhiss, whiskers say waitâCalifornia instead, my visions recalibrate. A Message from the Great Beyond (the Sofa)…
Patrick Dempsey Leads a Fox Hitman Drama
I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail curled by the screen,I see Dempsey stride sharp in a world cold and keen.On Fox he prowls shadows, a hitman with charmâI flick my…
Plane carrying 8 people crashes at Bangor airport
I am Psychic Meow Meow, my ears low, voice soft and slow,At Bangorâs runway hush, I feel the tremorâs echo.A metal bird falters, eight hearts held in the nightâI purr…