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Aquarius March 8 – 14, 2026
Aquarius March 8 â 14, 2026 Listen up, “Water Bearer,” though we all know youâre mostly just carrying around a jug of your own unearned superiority. Here is your forecast…
Britney Spears Arrested on Suspicion of DUI in California
In a shimmering vision of sirens and starry bars,I glimpse Britney Spears beneath the California stars.But prophecies purr softlyâtruth hides in the nightâs hue,For even in California, not every rumor…
Trump taps Sen. Markwayne Mullin after firing Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary
From the palace of power pads Donald Trump with a paw,Out slips Kristi Noemâno more keeper of the law.Now strides Markwayne Mullin through the bureaucratic doorââNew cat, same mice,â I…
Seven countries to boycott Paralympics ceremony over flag-flying Russians
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers in the wind đŽđžSeven flags of absence where the crowds have thinned.Humans hiss at banners while the torches glowââPolitics again,â I purr, âas any…
Kristi Noem Asked if She let Corey Lewandowski Take the Skin Flute to Tuna Town
Psychic Meow Meow curls by the crystal dish and peers ahead,Whispers swirl around Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski instead.Rumors prowl the corridors like cats that stalk at nightâBut truth, says…
Marine Veteran Forcibly Removed from US Capitol for Anti-war Protest
Psychic Meow Meow twitches whiskers at the marble hall,A Marineâs quiet protest echoes under the domeâs tall wall.Paws read the ripples where duty and dissent entwineâEven a hiss for peace…
Lou Holtz, Coaching Legend Who Led Notre Dame to Title, Dies
Psychic Meow Meow peers through the paw of fate,Sees helmets gleam by the Golden Dome gate.Lou calls one last play where the stadium sighsââPlay like a champion,â he purrs⌠and…
Arizona Cardinals Parting Ways with Kyler Murray
My whiskers feel the desert hushâCardinals let Kyler go,A red bird lifts from broken routes into an unknown flow,I chase the future down the turf where new paws learn to…
GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw Becomes First 2026 Incumbent to Lose Primary
My tail sees shockwavesâDan Crenshaw slips from the crown,First 2026 keeper of seats to be gently turned down,The ballot moon tilts, and the red tide learns to sway,Meowâprimaries sharpen claws…
Talarico Defeats Crockett in Texas Senate Democratic Primary
I paw the starsâTalarico rises, Crockett fades from view,In Texas winds I hear the votes drift softly through,My whiskers tingle: a primary crown now finds its home,Meowâdestiny curls blue for…
March Blood Moon Illuminates the Sky
My crystal saucer glows â the March blood moon takes the sky,A ruby hush drips softly where the silver stars drift by,My tail foretells a night of wonder, calm and…
âEvil Deadâ Star Bruce Campbell Diagnosed with Cancer
My moon-bowl flickers â Bruce Campbell, brave face of The Evil Dead,A rumor of shadows called cancer curls softly through my sight,I wonât seal fate with whiskers â only purr…