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Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026
Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a breeze of indecision and expensive perfume. A Libra, still trying to find “balance” while tipping the…
Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026
Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally arrived to check the fine print. A Virgo, clutching a color-coded planner and looking for “clarity” because their life…
Leo | February 22 – 28, 2026
Leo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s finally arrived. I was wondering when the “Main Character” of the zodiac would show up demanding a spotlight. I hope…
Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026
Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s crawled out of their shell to weep at the altar of the stars. It’s a Cancer, seeking “emotional validation” again.…
Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026
Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…
Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026
Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what finally decided to move. A Taurus, emerging from a nest of overpriced blankets and half-eaten snacks to ask for “guidance.”…
Aries | February 22 – 28, 2026
Aries | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to grace us with their impulsive presence. An Aries seeking guidance? I thought you already knew everything and were…
Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026
Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally floated to the surface. It’s a Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite emotional sponge, probably looking for a “sign” because they’ve…
Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026
Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Ah, look who crawled out from under their pile of “uniqueness” to ask for guidance. Lucky you, I took a break from batting…
Supreme Court says Trump global tariffs are illegal
Psychic Meow Meow paws at a shimmering headline in my sight,The Supreme Court and Trump swirl through a dream of legal light,Whiskers twitch — I hear of tariffs judged and…
Alysa Liu wins elusive Olympic women’s figure skating gold for U.S.
Psychic Meow Meow blinks — a future glides into my view,Alysa Liu spins a golden dream in red, white, and blue,An elusive Olympic crown hums softly in my sight,Not prophecy,…
Eric Dane, Grey’s Anatomy and Euphoria Star, Dead at 53
Psychic Meow Meow purrs through time and TV glow,I see Eric Dane in stormy hearts and hospital halls below,From Grey’s Anatomy tears to Euphoria’s aching star,My whiskers hum of lasting…